Nothing is better than - Nothing is worse than. . .

[Doggett]

Nothing is better than I.
Nothing is worse than my arrogance.

[Sleepyskull]

Nothing is worse than my arrogance.

...or more justified... 

[ghouck]

Nothing is better than a girl saying 'yes'

Nothing is worse than a girl saying 'yes', when you ask her if she's pregnant. .. .

[Joe the Destroyer]

There's nothing better than cutting a huge relieving fart.

There's nothing worse than cutting a huge relieving fart when asking a girl out.

And, for the old school RPGers out there:

There's nothing better than playing Final Fantasy VI.

There's nothing worse than playing Final Fantasy VI on PlayStation.

[ghouck]

There's nothing better than the antics of Ozzy Osbourne in the 60's

There's nothing worse than the antics of Ozzy Osbourne in HIS 60's

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

There is nothing better than feeling the heat as you eat a big, hot, spicy meal.

There is nothing worse than feeling the heat as you CRAP OUT that same big, hot, spicy meal.

As one who has done this, all I have to say is, is you...ain't...kiddin' 

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

There is nothing better than wishing and praying to find the love of your life and actually finding it.

There is nothing worse than losing it all and ending up alone

Indeed.

There's nothing better than a nice Smithereens song like Baby Be Good.

There's nothing worse than finding out than finding out that your baby hasn't been good.   

[bob]

Nothing is better then a   good cup for coffee in the morning. 

Nothing is worse than a bad craptastic cup fo coffee in the morning.

[Flick James]

There's nothing better than coming out of the shower naked in the comfort of your own home.

There's nothing worse than coming out of the shower naked in the comfort of your own home when you thought the bedroom door was closed and giving your visiting mother-in-law a nice peak at the goods.

[venomx]

Nothing is better than a good home cooked dinner.



Nothing is worse than becoming a good dinner.

[SPazzo]

Nothing is better than watching a so-bad-it's-good-movie.
Nothing is worse than watching a so-bad-it's-bad movie.

[Doggett]

My brain, that image has fried my brain !!!

Up is down, black is white, left is right, Justin Beiber is cool, Trev's undies are crust free, Indy's a democrat, Sister Grace is a Disney Princess...

That image has rocked my world!

I need a lie down...

[The Burgomaster]

Nothing is better than relieving a stomach ache with a huge fart.
Nothing is worse than relieving a stomach ache with a huge fart and drawing mud.

[indianasmith]

Nothing is better than being 47 years old and still getting off work for Spring Break.
Nothing is worse than being 47 years old and going back to work AFTER Spring Break.

[Rev. Powell]

Nothing is better than fantasizing about Sister Grace.

Nothing is worse than fantasizing about your sister, Grace.