What CAN'T you do that most people can do?

[Hammock Rider]

While we're waiting I thought I'd mention that I can't whistle. Not my forte.

[ghouck]

hi
I knew it! i spent all that time watching Blue movies(against my will) reading all those porn magazines and having to force myself into trying out my new techniques with all those women,all in the hope that one day i would be able to please my loving wife, and guess what?. All i had to do was ask my uncle Greg and my fav forum member the master and i would have my answer.

thank-you
Tonight my wife will scream so loud you guys in America shall be able to hear her,  yippppeeeeeeee

Also, do you know 'the alphabet trick' ? It's actually pretty effective for her, and entertaining for you. I believe it can be used to embed subliminal messages into a woman's mind, but at this point, it's just a theory.

[The Burgomaster]

hi
I cannot for the life of me satisfy my wife in bed, no matter how many books i read on the subject or how many movies i watch i am incapable of giving my wife the orgasm she so desperately wants,aaaahhhhhhhh the pressures us men must shoulder.

Someone is trying too hard, probably both of you. Ask her if she can make the solo flight, and if she can't, that's where she should start. Once she can, start with that, and work your way to flying the mission yourself. Keep in mind, you'll probably never be able to make the flight without help from her, women often just don't work that way. Also, work on passing the oral exam, and remember, it's all informal tests, so you can bring in whatever you need to help you pass.

Just a helpful tip from you're Uncle Greg.

Bravo!

[Mr. DS]

Take contructive criticism.   My way is the only way when doing certain things hence why I plan a lot of stuff alone.

[akiratubo]

Relate to other people.

[Doggett]

hi
I cannot for the life of me satisfy my wife in bed, no matter how many books i read on the subject or how many movies i watch i am incapable of giving my wife the orgasm she so desperately wants,aaaahhhhhhhh the pressures us men must shoulder.

Someone is trying too hard, probably both of you. Ask her if she can make the solo flight, and if she can't, that's where she should start. Once she can, start with that, and work your way to flying the mission yourself. Keep in mind, you'll probably never be able to make the flight without help from her, women often just don't work that way. Also, work on passing the oral exam, and remember, it's all informal tests, so you can bring in whatever you need to help you pass.

Just a helpful tip from you're Uncle Greg.

Bravo!

Agreed.

Those are words to live by. 

[Paquita]

hi
I knew it! i spent all that time watching Blue movies(against my will) reading all those porn magazines and having to force myself into trying out my new techniques with all those women,all in the hope that one day i would be able to please my loving wife, and guess what?. All i had to do was ask my uncle Greg and my fav forum member the master and i would have my answer.

thank-you
Tonight my wife will scream so loud you guys in America shall be able to hear her,  yippppeeeeeeee

Standing by.

Uh oh.. I didn't hear anything

[Doggett]

hi
I knew it! i spent all that time watching Blue movies(against my will) reading all those porn magazines and having to force myself into trying out my new techniques with all those women,all in the hope that one day i would be able to please my loving wife, and guess what?. All i had to do was ask my uncle Greg and my fav forum member the master and i would have my answer.

thank-you
Tonight my wife will scream so loud you guys in America shall be able to hear her,  yippppeeeeeeee

Standing by.

Uh oh.. I didn't hear anything

All I hear is a cry for help...

[HappyGilmore]

Can't drive.  I just can't do it.  Refuse to, also.

Also, I have almost no patience when dealing with children.  They bug me.  I don't get it.  They're creepy and always seem to be sticky and covered in jam or jelly.  Even when freshly bathed.  And they never shut up.  No offense to anyone.

[Leah]

hi
I knew it! i spent all that time watching Blue movies(against my will) reading all those porn magazines and having to force myself into trying out my new techniques with all those women,all in the hope that one day i would be able to please my loving wife, and guess what?. All i had to do was ask my uncle Greg and my fav forum member the master and i would have my answer.

thank-you
Tonight my wife will scream so loud you guys in America shall be able to hear her,  yippppeeeeeeee

Standing by.

Uh oh.. I didn't hear anything

All I hear is a cry for help...

I hear a faint sound of music- Is yer wife from Chatter box? JK! wait, i-i think i.....hear her: it's a cry of.....torture?

[retrorussell]

Can't drive.  I just can't do it.  Refuse to, also.

I don't either, for 2 reasons: gas is insanely expensive (as is auto insurance), and my job pays for all my public transportation (bus, train).
Loud or unruly kids bug me but so do their parents, who are likely talking to someone else or looking at clothes or something, and paying zero attention to their brood.

[ghouck]

hi
I knew it! i spent all that time watching Blue movies(against my will) reading all those porn magazines and having to force myself into trying out my new techniques with all those women,all in the hope that one day i would be able to please my loving wife, and guess what?. All i had to do was ask my uncle Greg and my fav forum member the master and i would have my answer.

thank-you
Tonight my wife will scream so loud you guys in America shall be able to hear her,  yippppeeeeeeee

Standing by.

Uh oh.. I didn't hear anything

All I hear is a cry for help...

I hear a faint sound of music- Is yer wife from Chatter box? JK! wait, i-i think i.....hear her: it's a cry of.....torture?

With the advice I gave him, he likely excited her into a coma. That's fairly common the first time mere mortals partake in the way of Greg for their lovemaking session. You know how professional fighters have to register their hands as dangerous weapons? Guess what part I have to register.

Also, I'm surprised there's no questions about 'The Alphabet Trick'. I'm 100% serious about it, and it's uber-effective. Once you know it, it makes sense.

[Jack]

Take contructive criticism.   My way is the only way when doing certain things hence why I plan a lot of stuff alone.

I'll stick to giving you my usual UN-constructive criticism then

[macabre]

hi
Don't worry guys! that was the earth moving but it is not an earthquake it is just my wife enjoying herself.Uncle Greg i couldn't remember if you said the alphabet system or the numbers system,so i just stuck to the numbers system and performed a certain number that always seems to work.Doggett do you ever disagree with anyone?
My wife would like to thank you all for the advice and now i am the flavour of the month i get to purchase some movies on amazon without my wife giving me a headache.
So next time i am making love i shall post it on youtube under the title
                    "This ain't no badmovie,this is for real"

[The Burgomaster]

So next time i am making love i shall post it on youtube under the title
                     "This ain't no badmovie,this is for real"

"I'll buy THAT for a dollar!"