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The Worst VHS Cover Artwork!

Started by TheDope, July 04, 2009, 11:19:54 PM

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RCMerchant





I really love this one....



Big Foot's bigass.

"So-what cover art should we use?"
"How about a close up of his scary face,or him attacking-covered in blood?"
"I dunno-I was thinking of a picture of HIS ASS!"
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
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Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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The Burgomaster

Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2011, 06:28:47 AM



And this is a pretty good movie, too.  The DVD doesn't have a great cover either, but it's better than the VHS box.


"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

JPickettIII

Quote from: retrorussell on March 03, 2011, 06:46:54 PM
Something to do with spicy pork sausage.  :tongueout:

That is funny.   :bouncegiggle:

After you eat the hot links the you have  :hot:.

Later,

John
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Leah

hotlinking is when you link an image to site A when it's from site B when the image is "Prohibited" :smile:
yeah no.

JPickettIII

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I was visiting the page:  http://critcononline.com/video_companies_cover_art.htm and noticed something.  There is talk about companies ripping off other companies.  I was looking the Action Internation Pictures page and found something interesting.  It appears that the company ripped off it self.  Take a look at these two pictures.


and


The names are very close but the pictures of the main characters are almost identical.  Future Force has Dave Carradine and Future Zone has David Carradine.  I think that the makers just copied and pasted. The gun, glove and jacket are all the same.  This must have been done to save money to pay David Carradines big salary requirements.   :bouncegiggle:

Fun stuff.  Must watch both if I can.

Later,

John

Update...  Not sure what is going on.  My pictures show when I do a preview but disappear when I save.  I will try and find out.

Sorry,

John
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claws

Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2011, 06:28:47 AM

I really love this one....



Big Foot's bigass.

"So-what cover art should we use?"
"How about a close up of his scary face,or him attacking-covered in blood?"
"I dunno-I was thinking of a picture of HIS ASS!"

Thanks for reposting  :bouncegiggle: I posted the Bigfoot ass cover a few pages back http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,125486.60.html
but the image was taken down by Critical Condition.com  :bluesad:

Joe the Destroyer

Quote from: claws on March 28, 2011, 12:55:39 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2011, 06:28:47 AM

I really love this one....



Big Foot's bigass.

"So-what cover art should we use?"
"How about a close up of his scary face,or him attacking-covered in blood?"
"I dunno-I was thinking of a picture of HIS ASS!"

Thanks for reposting  :bouncegiggle: I posted the Bigfoot ass cover a few pages back http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,125486.60.html
but the image was taken down by Critical Condition.com  :bluesad:

That is the worst picture they could have possibly used to showcase this film.  They might as well have bigfoot taking a huge dump.

AndyC

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Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on March 29, 2011, 07:53:17 PM
Quote from: claws on March 28, 2011, 12:55:39 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2011, 06:28:47 AM

I really love this one....



Big Foot's bigass.

"So-what cover art should we use?"
"How about a close up of his scary face,or him attacking-covered in blood?"
"I dunno-I was thinking of a picture of HIS ASS!"

Thanks for reposting  :bouncegiggle: I posted the Bigfoot ass cover a few pages back http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,125486.60.html
but the image was taken down by Critical Condition.com  :bluesad:

That is the worst picture they could have possibly used to showcase this film.  They might as well have bigfoot taking a huge dump.

It does bear more than a passing resemblance to a Charmin commercial. :teddyr:
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Chainsawmidget

Kinda makes you wonder if the Curse of Bigfoot is anything like Montezuma's Revenge. 

RD

 :bouncegiggle: Oh man, this thread is full of some great laughs.  :thumbup:
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Joe the Destroyer

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on March 30, 2011, 09:35:06 AM
Kinda makes you wonder if the Curse of Bigfoot is anything like Montezuma's Revenge. 

It's the exact opposite.  Traveler's constipation.   :teddyr:

AndyC

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"Could somebody turn up the air conditioning? Beau Bridges is too hot." :bouncegiggle:
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Joe the Destroyer

Quote from: AndyC on April 01, 2011, 08:19:41 AM
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"Could somebody turn up the air conditioning? Beau Bridges is too hot." :bouncegiggle:

"Okay, who put the tomato in Beau's helmet?"

Trekkie313

Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on March 29, 2011, 07:53:17 PM
Quote from: claws on March 28, 2011, 12:55:39 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2011, 06:28:47 AM


That is the worst picture they could have possibly used to showcase this film.  They might as well have bigfoot taking a huge dump.

At least he wasn't shagging an "average looking" woman like in The Geek.

Chainsawmidget

Quote from: Trekkie313 on April 02, 2011, 02:15:19 PM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on March 29, 2011, 07:53:17 PM
Quote from: claws on March 28, 2011, 12:55:39 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2011, 06:28:47 AM


That is the worst picture they could have possibly used to showcase this film.  They might as well have bigfoot taking a huge dump.

At least he wasn't shagging an "average looking" woman like in The Geek.
This is actually the prequel to The Geek.  Right now he's just presenting himself. 

If this cover had any of those comic style word bubbles you could tell he was saying "Yeah baby.  Check it out.  You know you want some of this."