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The Burgomaster

#30
April 06, 2011, 01:07:53 PM
* NO CUNNY FOR OLD MEN
* THE BONE ERECTOR
* CLITTY, CLITTY, BANG, BANG
* SIXTEEN CONDOMS
* THE FRENCH CONNECTION (you don't even need to change the title on this one!)
* THE LAST KING OF SLUTLAND
* INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF POON
* ASSLICK IN WONDERLAND
* THERE WILL BE PUD

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Psycho Circus

#31
April 06, 2011, 01:11:31 PM
Fisting Of The North Star

Carlito's Wang

Porn On The 4th Of July

Ramming Arizona

The Burgomaster

#32
April 06, 2011, 03:31:38 PM
* THE ASS INSERTION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD
* 127 WHORES
* THE POSTMAN ALWAYS CUMS TWICE
* YEAR OF THE DRAGQUEEN
* HIGH PLAINS POOFTER
* THE LAST WHORE ON THE LEFT
* JISM (starring John Wayne)

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

venomx

#33
April 06, 2011, 03:44:24 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on April 06, 2011, 01:07:53 PM
* NO CUNNY FOR OLD MEN
* CLITTY, CLITTY, BANG, BANG
* SIXTEEN CONDOMS

Quote from: Circus Circus on April 06, 2011, 01:11:31 PM
Fisting Of The North Star

HAHA! That's awesome! I would most definitely watch those.

Psycho Circus

#34
April 06, 2011, 03:45:37 PM
G.A.S.H.

Crotches Of Fire

Drilling Miss Daisy

Busty & The Beast

A Few Good Members

Gangbangs Of New York

Spray Anything

RCMerchant

#35
April 06, 2011, 05:24:36 PM
More!-!
. A Hard On Days Night-with the Beatmeatles!
The Dryhumpback of Notre Dame
.Abutt and Cockstello meet the F#cker Boris Jerkoff (sorry Boris!)
.War of the Colassal Breast
.The Black Hoe
.Invasion of the Snatch Snatchers (Kinda proud of that one...!)
.2000 Sex Maniacs
.On Golden Shower Pond
.Pump Friction
.The Fantastic Foreplay-Rise of the Silver Slurper
.C#nt Buy Me Love
.Taste the Wad of Dickula


The AIP version!
.It Cockblocked the World-with Peter Graves and Lee Van Cl!t!
.The Killer Screws
.Attack of the Crabs
.The Breast with One Million Nipples
.Bucket of Menstral Blood (UGH! That even grosses ME out!!!)

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Flick James

#36
April 06, 2011, 06:02:18 PM
Quote.2000 Sex Maniacs

Sounds like a pretty big cast.
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

Leah

#37
April 06, 2011, 06:21:20 PM
Cum in 60 Seconds! :bouncegiggle: :buggedout:
The Brain from Planet Arouse! :bouncegiggle:
f**ktilicus
Forrest Bump
yeah no.

The Burgomaster

#38
April 06, 2011, 06:28:21 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 06, 2011, 05:24:36 PM
.On Golden Shower Pond

The video store I worked in back in the 1980s had a VHS tape called ON GOLDEN BLONDE.  I seem to remember there was a midget in it . . .

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

The Burgomaster

#39
April 06, 2011, 06:40:00 PM
* CLIT! THE TERROR FROM BEYOND SPACE
* TASTE THE PUD OF DRACULA
* DON'T f**k IN THE BASEMENT
* THE HOUSE THAT CREAMED
* SCREWGE
* THE DEER HUMPER
* THE COLOR OF CUNNY

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

AndyC

#40
April 06, 2011, 06:50:46 PM
Star Jack: The Lotion Picture

and its many sequels:

The Splash of Dong
The Search for C*ck
The Voyeur's Bone
The Vinyl Frotteur
The Undiscovered C*nt
Gentle Asians
Fist Contact
Insta-rections
and
Numb As His
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

RCMerchant

#41
April 06, 2011, 07:26:44 PM
Quote from: AndyC on April 06, 2011, 06:50:46 PM
Star Jack: The Lotion Picture

and its many sequels:

The Splash of Dong
The Search for C*ck
The Voyeur's Bone
The Vinyl Frotteur
The Undiscovered C*nt
Gentle Asians
Fist Contact
Insta-rections
and
Numb As His

That would be the closest to sex most trekkies will ever be...!

(No offense,Trekgeezer!!!)
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Hammock Rider

#42
April 07, 2011, 09:21:02 AM
I hope these haven't been posted already.


Big Trouble in Little Vagina
True Clit
Forrest Rump
Boobs in Toyland
John Ford She-Male Theater Presents: She Wore a Yellow Condom, The Man-Woman Who Porked Liberty Valence, & Donovan's Queef
Tango & Gash
I. Labia
Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

The Burgomaster

#43
April 07, 2011, 09:29:02 AM
* ENEMA OF THE STATE
* YOU ONLY LICK TWICE
* THE PIMP OF GREENWICH VILLAGE
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

AndyC

#44
April 07, 2011, 09:55:30 AM
The Man Who Loved Scat Dancing
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