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The Worst VHS Cover Artwork!

Started by TheDope, July 04, 2009, 11:19:54 PM

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Trevor

I have a VHS of Outland which has a terrible pre-Photoshop cover which looks like Sir Sean Connery has been stuck onto the cover.  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: Good film, though.  :thumbup:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Chainsawmidget

Like most things in life, this topic is in needs of more ninjas.

Go ninja go ninja go!








RD

I think I may have broken a few of the Ninja Commandments... :bluesad:
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           Go Robo!

Trekkie313

Is that one guys head "sweating blood" for no reason?

Trekkie313


Psycho Circus


Joe the Destroyer

The look on his face is like, "I tore through the sky for this?"

Psycho Circus

Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on April 09, 2011, 06:42:16 AM
The look on his face is like, "I tore through the sky for this?"

HAHAHA!  :bouncegiggle:

Robocop

Robo Vampire VHS cover



Not so much bad art work as it is plagiarism and false information.



Screencap from the actual film

Trekkie313

I would bet $10 that artwork is done by the same guy who did Strike Commando and RoboWar.

Robocop

Nah, I don't think so. Strike Commando & Robo War were directed by "Italian B-Movie maestro" Bruno Mattei in Italy. Robo Vampire, like Robo War, is a cheap cash-in on my name sake but was filmed in the U.S.A and Hong Kong by a different company. So I doubt they are related in any shape, way or form. 

Used Meathook

I forgot how many of those god awful ninja films were made. They were all pretty much the same thing too...Joseph Lai or Godfrey Ho taking an obscure martial arts film and then splicing in new scenes of ridiculous looking "ninja". They are hilariously bad. I don't know who came up with the concept that ninjas should be wearing brightly colored outfits and headbands that say the word "ninja" on them, but that person should be worshiped and showered in gold coins.

Trekkie313

We must find Pierre Kirby and  team him with with Reb Brown and Dolph Lundren.

Psycho Circus

Quote from: Trekkie313 on April 14, 2011, 03:13:05 PM
We must find Pierre Kirby

I think he's registered on this site and one day he shall reveal himself.

Olivia Bauer

Quote from: Circus Circus on April 15, 2011, 08:21:26 AM
Quote from: Trekkie313 on April 14, 2011, 03:13:05 PM
We must find Pierre Kirby

I think he's registered on this site and one day he shall reveal himself.

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