Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[JaseSF]

Jeez Weez Cheese Whiz.

What's in Cheese Whiz anyways?

[Kaseykockroach]

Tiger splooge.

If a smug, pompous, ill-tempered wallaby with a British accent got in a fight with a destructive, eccentric, street-smart cockroach who speaks in sound effects rather than actual words, who would win?

[SPazzo]

Judd Apatow.

Why is it that these forums bleep out the word p***y, but if you look to the right in the popular articles section  you can see a link to Faster, Pnssycat! Kill! Kill!?

[Leah]

Because the movie was too awesome for them.

Which kind of milk do you have: the regular, or the exploding dream kind?

[Kaseykockroach]

Rat's milk.

Why does the sky taste like shrimp scampi after someone just vomited on it while reading The Dodo & the Frog comics?

[Leah]

Because logic doesn't exist!

what is this logic?

[retrorussell]

It's a song by Supertramp.

If you peed 100 times, is it a centipeed?

[crackers]

No, something is seriously wrong with your bladder.

Can a dog look up?

[SPazzo]

Only if you hold a cup of water over its head!

Why do we blink?

[Derf]

Because if we didn't blink, our eyes would dry out and eventually develop x-ray vision, and then we'd go blind from always staring through women's clothing.



If a man can dig a hole in a day and a half, why didn't he just rent a backhoe and finish up before lunch?

[Britorama Rob]

Digging and sweating makes him feel all manly, a hoe just reminds him of some peasant cosplayers at a Ren Fair.


Why does sleeping for longer periods of time (9 hours) make you feel worse than sleeping less (6 hours)?

[JaseSF]

I've always found the opposite myself especially after a long week without enough sleep. An extra long weekend sleep is golden.

Who'd win a fight between Mechagodzilla and RoboCop?

[Leah]

no one, Mechagodzilla had a mechanical malfunction with his left wrist. Robocop fell over and knocked down humpty dumpty's transvestite brother, Lars D. Goodnight.. He's currently on trial for the death of LG HD's TV.


Where's my PANTS?!?!?!

[Kaseykockroach]

Turn your head downwards very slowly.

Why do I feel the urge to punch an infant with a spiky boxing glove every time I have to listen to my brother watching Icarly, Phineas and Ferb, Adventure Time or Kids Next Door?

[Leah]

because you love him.


How's the weather up there?