When will you die?

[RCMerchant]

This may seem like a morbid subject-but I feel I will die soon.
it doesnt bother me-just a fact....I actually dont mind.
I think I will die soon.
Does anyone feel this way? And if so-are you afraid? Im not. I welcome it. Not because Im suicidal. I love life! Im just not afraid of death. I dont think its the end. I dont believe in God...but...I guess Ill find out.

[indianasmith]

Whenever I'm through living.

[RCMerchant]

Whenever I'm through living.

Well-of course-Do you not ever have felt there is a time that you SHOULD die? I mean-I dunno-Sometimes I think I outlived my usefullness.

[indianasmith]

I want to live to be 137, so I can make up perfect nonsense when people ask me about the past.  Then, when they call me on it, I'll say "What do you know, Sonny?  Were YOU there!!"

However, since I eat mostly cheeseburgers and drink mostly sodas, I will probably keel over sometime next week.


But I'll die fat and happy!

[RCMerchant]

I want to live to be 137, so I can make up perfect nonsense when people ask me about the past.  Then, when they call me on it, I'll say "What do you know, Sonny?  Were YOU there!!"

However, since I eat mostly cheeseburgers and drink mostly sodas, I will probably keel over sometime next week.


But I'll die fat and happy!

Oh! I'll never die-II just thought if my human body does I can help my kids. Insurance. I dont think anyone ever dies.

[RCMerchant]

OK- I just had a moment of Clarity. A Moment of Clarity is what we drunks experiance when all of a sudden-BAM! You realize what you ae saying and doing. CLARITY. Im going to eat some frozen chicken-and come back to what I sed and cant recall..but Ill bet I wont reneg. I know me.

[Allhallowsday]

I'm not afraid of death anymore, except I don't want to die suddenly.  Yet, I don't want to have a long protracted illness like my father and my brother... and lots of other people I've known all of whom died young.  I want to be 90.  I was going to write 80 but kept typing 90... Yet, sometimes I dream about just letting go.  Sometimes life is burdensome.  And the idea of choosing the hour of one's death has some appeal.  But... I  want  to  live!! 

As for insurance, do you think a dollop of money is that life changing?  It would be much better for you to be around and share the wisdom you've learned over the years, particularly in the school of hard knocks.  You have much knowledge to share with your sons even if they're too young now to appreciate it doesn't mean they won't hear.  And remember.  And, eventually, learn. 

[AndyC]

I want to live to be 137, so I can make up perfect nonsense when people ask me about the past.  Then, when they call me on it, I'll say "What do you know, Sonny?  Were YOU there!!"

However, since I eat mostly cheeseburgers and drink mostly sodas, I will probably keel over sometime next week.

Much the same here on both counts. The only difference being that for me, the reward of extreme old age is saying really offensive things and getting away with it.

[indianasmith]

Not to mention pinching the nurses when they change your bedpan!!

(Assuming they are A. Female; and B. Look like the nurses in MACHETE)

[Killer Bees]

I will die whenever I damned well please and it won't be for a really long time.

I believe you die when you are ready to die.    That's why some people can die in a "freak" accident and others live until they are 100.

There's no shame in letting go and leaving this world.

[Psycho Circus]

I'm not afraid of death, I've come close twice before, it's just the pain I don't like. I've had this weird notion in my head that I was going to die when I was around 30 years of age. I don't have that feeling so much now, but it's kinda sad because I'd hate to carry on the way I am and be a lonely old bag of crap with a ton of regrets.

[RCMerchant]

I'm not afraid of death, I've come close twice before, it's just the pain I don't like. I've had this weird notion in my head that I was going to die when I was around 30 years of age. I don't have that feeling so much now, but it's kinda sad because I'd hate to carry on the way I am and be a lonely old bag of crap with a ton of regrets.

When I was young I didn't think I would make it to 30. Not because I was afraid to get old...but because my lifestyle and life in general was not very good. It was awful,in fact. I cant believe that I'm still here at 48. I feel young at heart. But sometimes I feel an overwhelming sense of doom...that today may be the last. But I felt that way 25 years ago...so-I dunno. I get these weird panic attacks that I'll die before I can make sure my kids are ok. And now a grandson...dam...I'm gonna live f**king forever now! 
Mebbe it's a mental condition? I dunno-I tried self medicating...

[Doggett]

I can't die.
I was cursed by an ethereal being to keep on living no matter what.

Doggett Doesn't Do Death.

[RCMerchant]

I can't die.
I was cursed by an ethereal being to keep on living no matter what.

Doggett Doesn't Do Death.

You too? It's a b***h being immortal,isn't it?

[Doggett]

I can't die.
I was cursed by an ethereal being to keep on living no matter what.

Doggett Doesn't Do Death.

You too? It's a b***h being immortal,isn't it?

Yep.

The older you get, the more morons you see...

Its a little scary.