100 bottles of beer on the wall...

[Olivia Bauer]

100 bottles of beer! Take one down pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall!

[Flick James]

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!

[Rev. Powell]

Here's one...



97 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Psycho Circus]

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer! Put one up, leave it there. 98 bottles of beer on the wall.  

[Flick James]

97 bottles of...

on the wall, 97 bottles of...

take one down, drink it down, 96 bottles of...

on the wall

[Raffine]

96 bottles of bear on the wall
96 bottles of bear
Take one down
Pass it around:



95 bottles of bear on the wall.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

95 Bottles and deer, take on down pass it around
94 bottles and deer on the wall.

-Ed

[The Burgomaster]

And at this point, we take a pee break before continuing the song . . .

[Mr. DS]

94 bottles of bear on the wall on the wall, 94 bottles of beer...up-chuck, bar one up, 95 bottles of beer on the wall

[RCMerchant]

94 bottles of beer on the wall-94 bottles of beer-
leave the canoli-take the beer-
93 bottles of beer on the wall!

[indianasmith]

93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer . . .


(Hmmm.  I don't drink.  How do I handle this?)

(FLASH OF INSPIRATION!!!!)

Take an Uzi and spray them all,
No more bottles of beer on the wall!!!!


(Did I mention that Carrie Nation was my great-grandma??)

[RCMerchant]

Ach!
92 bottles of beer un der vall
92 bottles of beer!
Take one down-and I will send you to der Russian Front!
91 bottles of beer on un der vall!

[retrorussell]

91 bottles of Tenafly Viper on the wall,
91 bottles of Tenafly Viper.
You take a chug, gag on your blood,
90 bottles of Tenafly Viper on the wall.

[RCMerchant]

Leave it to the Bad Movie Gang to warp a school bus song! 

[Olivia Bauer]

89 bottles of beer on the wall! 89 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 88 bottles of beer on the wall!