100 bottles of beer on the wall...

[MrMari]

68 bottle of beer on the wall
68 bottles of beer
when you're threw, you got that "ooooooooooooooo"
67 bottles of beer on the wall

[retrorussell]

67 bottles of Howard Hughes' pee on the wall
67 bottles of Howard Hughes' pee.
You take one down, pass it around
66 bottles of Howard Hughes' pee on the wall.

[AndyC]

66 bottles of beer on the wall
66 bottles of beer
No thanks, eh. I've had enough
Still 66 bottles of beer on the wall

[Psycho Circus]

66 bottles of beer on the wall
66 bottles of beer
Motley Crue will sink a few
56 bottles of beer on the wall

[Allhallowsday]

56 bottles of beer on the wall,
56 bottles of beer,
I knocked three down, spilled o'er the ground
53 bottles of beer on the wall

[AndyC]

53 bottles of beer on the wall
53 bottles of beer
One for Orville and one for Clyde
51 bottles of beer on the wall

[Trevor]

53 bottles of beer on the wall
53 bottles of beer
One for Orville and one for Clyde
51 bottles of beer on the wall

51 bottles of beer on the wall
51 bottles of beer
This South African doesn't drink alcohol at all 
51 bottles of beer on the wall

[AndyC]

51 bottles of beer on the wall
51 bottles of beer
Someone walked in the door, with another two-four
75 bottles of beer on the wall

[Olivia Bauer]

51 bottles of beer on the wall
51 bottles of beer
Someone walked in the door, with another two-four
75 bottles of beer on the wall

Oh, damn. 

[retrorussell]

75 bottles of Bayer on the wall,
75 bottles of Bayer.
You take one down,
Pass it around,
74 bottles of Bayer on the wall.
...what the hell are they doing on the wall?  Did some weirdo GLUE them there?

[Psycho Circus]

74 bottles of vodka on the wall
74 bottles of vodka
I took a few down, but Chris Holmes came round...



44 bottles of vodka on the wall!

[retrorussell]

44 bottles of wine on the wall,
44 bottles of wine..

You chug one down and scream "AAAHHH!!!  WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY BODY!!!"

43 bottles of acid-wine on the wall.

[Olivia Bauer]

42 bottle of beer on the wall! 42 bottles of beer!
Give 5 to Sheen he'll drink them clean!


37 bottles of beer on the wall!

[Allhallowsday]

37 bottles of beer on the wall
37 bottles of beer...
I swung a baseball bat,
That was the end of that,
ZERO bottles of beer on the wall.

[AndyC]

37 bottles of beer on the wall
37 bottles of beer...
I swung a baseball bat,
That was the end of that,
ZERO bottles of beer on the wall.

OK boys, wheel 'em in.

99 kegs of beer on the wall
99 kegs of beer
Beat them and whack them
But you'll never crack them
99 kegs of beer on the wall