Dirty-Sounding Words/Phrases That Really Aren't Dirty

[Mr. DS]

Caulk...whenever I got to the home repair section I have a field day. 

"This is a nice big caulk.  It's so large it hardly fits in my hands. "

[AndyC]

Caulk...whenever I got to the home repair section I have a field day. 

"This is a nice big caulk.  It's so large it hardly fits in my hands. "

There used to be a low-budget DIY show I watched back in the early 80s, and I still remember an episode where the host said "Now take a utility knife and cut the tip off your caulk."

[Leah]

Dick Hickock- Murderer in Holcomb, Kansas

[Mr. DS]

Caulk...whenever I got to the home repair section I have a field day. 

"This is a nice big caulk.  It's so large it hardly fits in my hands. "

There used to be a low-budget DIY show I watched back in the early 80s, and I still remember an episode where the host said "Now take a utility knife and cut the tip off your caulk."

One time I made my wife walk away.  I started talking about how I hate it when my caulk spallters all over the place when I squeeze it the wrong way.

[Paquita]

I mentioned it before - Brazillian Blowout!  I thought it was the opposite of a Brazillian Bikini Wax and I imagined they style and blow dry your pubes and floof them up to be all puffy.  It's really just an expensive hair straightening treatment.

[Flick James]

Dick Hickock- Murderer in Holcomb, Kansas

I brough this up recently in the Family Tree thread. I haven't confirmed it through research completely, but the story around my Dad's side of the family is that Dick Hickock is a distant cousin.

[The Burgomaster]

I imagined they style and blow dry your pubes and floof them up to be all puffy.

Sort of like a "Nether Afro."

[Psycho Circus]

Cummerbund

[Paquita]

Analyst

[Flick James]

Analyst

Good one.

[AndyC]

Kumquat

[Leah]

cucumber

[Psycho Circus]

Smorgasbord

[AndyC]

Balzac

[ghouck]

Petcock and fudge-factor