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RCMerchant

#75
May 21, 2011, 10:41:15 AM
Quote from: Criswell on May 21, 2011, 10:27:20 AM
Guys! Its not supposed to start untill 6pm! :teddyr:
Really? Well'that sucks. cuz I gotta date with the fat girl (Nicole) and she aint a lesbian-she's a Jesus freak.
She said she's beemn praying for me.
f**kin PRAYING FOR ME.
She saw me passed out on the porch last weekend-and now she prays for me. I been talking to her.
Fact is-nice girl-pretty-Jesus Freak? I dunno.
But-to whit-she thinks the end of the world is bulls**t too. She likes Jimi Hendrix! And shes a bluegrass singer! I dunno. Im torn.
She made me pray with her. She told me that ever since she saw me,she's prayed for me. Im agnostic. But I like her.f**k. Life just gets more funny.  :drink:
But I like her. A lot. I cant turn holy roller-(she is) I dunno. Im almost 50 years old. I look good for my age...but I dont own a big car-gotta cool job. Im not rich.I should grab love where I can get it. But Im scared of this. Shes nice. shes a 60's era Jresus freak.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

InformationGeek

#76
May 21, 2011, 11:00:03 AM
It's already begun!  It struck some guy called Harold.

Website: http://informationgeekreviews.blogspot.com/

We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

indianasmith

#77
May 21, 2011, 11:18:50 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 21, 2011, 10:41:15 AM
Quote from: Criswell on May 21, 2011, 10:27:20 AM
Guys! Its not supposed to start untill 6pm! :teddyr:
Really? Well'that sucks. cuz I gotta date with the fat girl (Nicole) and she aint a lesbian-she's a Jesus freak.
She said she's beemn praying for me.
f**kin PRAYING FOR ME.
She saw me passed out on the porch last weekend-and now she prays for me. I been talking to her.
Fact is-nice girl-pretty-Jesus Freak? I dunno.
But-to whit-she thinks the end of the world is bulls**t too. She likes Jimi Hendrix! And shes a bluegrass singer! I dunno. Im torn.
She made me pray with her. She told me that ever since she saw me,she's prayed for me. Im agnostic. But I like her.f**k. Life just gets more funny.  :drink:
But I like her. A lot. I cant turn holy roller-(she is) I dunno. Im almost 50 years old. I look good for my age...but I dont own a big car-gotta cool job. Im not rich.I should grab love where I can get it. But Im scared of this. Shes nice. shes a 60's era Jresus freak.


Speaking as a fellow "Jesus Freak", I've prayed for you a time or two myself, Ronnie.
But I don't really want to date you!
But still . . . you won't find a more devoted friend than a Christian who truly loves you.  And who knows?  It just might happen that finding something greater than yourself to believe in could be totally awesome.
And if not, you can still spend some time in the company of a pleasant person who seems to like you.

Go with it, dude!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Psycho Circus

#78
May 21, 2011, 12:29:35 PM
6:30pm here, not currently being burnt in a ball of fire.  :teddyr:

Pilgermann

#79
May 21, 2011, 12:57:23 PM
Quote from: Circus Circus on May 21, 2011, 12:29:35 PM
6:30pm here, not currently being burnt in a ball of fire.  :teddyr:

Well I should hope not.  You're just left behind is all.  All the horrible stuff is supposed to happen by October 21, right?  At least I get one more birthday.
 

Jack

#80
May 21, 2011, 01:03:33 PM
It's only 1:00 here, I've still got 5 hours left.  I thought this would really cool and exciting, but I'm just kind of blah and lazy and it's raining. 

I haven't seen a single person disappear or go to heaven or anything.   :bluesad:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

ghouck

#81
May 21, 2011, 01:38:01 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on May 21, 2011, 11:18:50 AM

But I don't really want to date you!


You don't sound very convincing. . .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

RCMerchant

#82
May 21, 2011, 04:24:43 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on May 21, 2011, 11:18:50 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 21, 2011, 10:41:15 AM
Quote from: Criswell on May 21, 2011, 10:27:20 AM
Guys! Its not supposed to start untill 6pm! :teddyr:
Really? Well'that sucks. cuz I gotta date with the fat girl (Nicole) and she aint a lesbian-she's a Jesus freak.
She said she's beemn praying for me.
f**kin PRAYING FOR ME.
She saw me passed out on the porch last weekend-and now she prays for me. I been talking to her.
Fact is-nice girl-pretty-Jesus Freak? I dunno.
But-to whit-she thinks the end of the world is bulls**t too. She likes Jimi Hendrix! And shes a bluegrass singer! I dunno. Im torn.
She made me pray with her. She told me that ever since she saw me,she's prayed for me. Im agnostic. But I like her.f**k. Life just gets more funny.  :drink:
But I like her. A lot. I cant turn holy roller-(she is) I dunno. Im almost 50 years old. I look good for my age...but I dont own a big car-gotta cool job. Im not rich.I should grab love where I can get it. But Im scared of this. Shes nice. shes a 60's era Jresus freak.


Speaking as a fellow "Jesus Freak", I've prayed for you a time or two myself, Ronnie.
But I don't really want to date you!
But still . . . you won't find a more devoted friend than a Christian who truly loves you.  And who knows?  It just might happen that finding something greater than yourself to believe in could be totally awesome.
And if not, you can still spend some time in the company of a pleasant person who seems to like you.

Go with it, dude!
I just might Indy. I just might. Maybe we can learn something from one another. Aint gonna change my religion( or lack of it) ,but she's smart. She's funny. I like her. It's worth trying.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Rev. Powell

#83
May 21, 2011, 05:05:24 PM
Who's still around?  I didn't get taken up in the rapture.   :bluesad:  Not a huge surprise.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

venomx

#84
May 21, 2011, 05:08:12 PM
Nothing. No UFOS, Nukes, Zombies or Terminators.



Oh well, I guess we have to wait for 2012 now. :twirl:

The Burgomaster

#85
May 21, 2011, 05:25:18 PM
I have ascended.  Where are the rest of you guys?  Wait a second, Trevor's undies have just materialized . . .
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

RCMerchant

#86
May 21, 2011, 05:25:53 PM
 Well this sucks. I really REALLY wanted to see this-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlNPhn64TA&feature=related
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

LilCerberus

#87
May 21, 2011, 05:28:09 PM
Well, THIS is certainly turning out to be a wee bit anticlimactic...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

indianasmith

#88
May 21, 2011, 05:59:25 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on May 21, 2011, 05:25:18 PM
I have ascended.  Where are the rest of you guys?  Wait a second, Trevor's undies have just materialized . . .

Hate to break it to you, but if Trevor's undies are there, you're NOT in heaven . . . . :buggedout:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

venomx

#89
May 21, 2011, 06:26:35 PM
'Trevor's undies' is the apocalypse!
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