Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Leah]

I'm cleaning it for the party.

Where's the checkbook?

[Flangepart]

In my leaderhosen.

How do you play the 'Kenny' drinking game?

[retrorussell]

You call yourself "Kenny" and drink till you die of alcohol poisoning or cirrhosis.  Then your friends say, "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!  YOU BASTARDS!".

Now that Shaq retired, will he return to rap?

[venomx]

A. Hell No. He's making a new video game. SHAQFU 2.

Q. Will Hollywood ever remake the Robo Cop trilogy someday?

[JaseSF]

Yes only RoboCop will become another soulless CGI creation.

What's  the matter with you?

[venomx]

A. I'm mad because I'll never have enough 'space titanium' to create my own MechaGodzilla!

Q. Will Tom Green ever make any more movies?

[Leah]

I never heard of Will Tom Green, is he new?

Who let the roaches in?!

[Derf]

They came in when the dogs went out.



Where can a guy get masculine toe socks?

[Leah]

In the Lingerie section of the mall.


Can you squish them?

[diamondwaspvenom]

No, but you can put them in a can and send them to some pompous-ass rich family. Then, watch the blood fly!


Is there danger afoot?

[Derf]

I already toed  you: Danger resides in the kneecaps.




Are the stars out tonight?

[Leah]

Yes, and they're on Bourbon Street in the French Quarter.


Will Left ever be Right?

[diamondwaspvenom]

Only unless down ever gets up.


Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?!

[Jack]

It's just the way I roll man.

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

[Leah]

because you use abr instead.

Why must he be in Hell?