Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Derf]

Because he couldn't spell Helsinki.



Does being crazy really help you work here?

[Leah]

Yeah, You get to be in a room all by yourself, plus you get free meals!


What is it with the dog eating the cat?

[Flangepart]

I think it's a weasel, they don't like cats either.

When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn...

[retrorussell]

When the flowers return.

Say.. has anyone seen my sweet Gypsy Rose?

[Derf]

Yes. She said to tell you that the restraining order is still in effect.




Who would win in a fight: Willy Wonka or George Bernard Shaw?

[diamondwaspvenom]

Neither. They would resolve their differences and then sit around a campfire, roast marshmellows and reminisce about their college years.

Derp?

[Leah]

no, It's Derf.

I have a snowball fit for a king, what do you have?

[Derf]

I have a king fit for a snowball. Let's get together and cooperate!




The battles commences! Who will fight for the glory of our great land?

[retrorussell]

I'll fight for the glory of my land.  Meaning I'll mow it in a week.

Want some cheese?

[Leah]

yes, I'll have some fresh Mozzarella, Colby-Jack, and Plan 9 from Outer Space, Please.


Are you an Anarchist?

[Olivia Bauer]

What makes you say that?

Who took cookies from the cookie jar? Was it YOU?

[Leah]

No, It was That Guy to the left of me.


Where's Bane when you need him?

[Derf]

He's with Inky. It's Inky and the Bane; it's Inky and the Bane. One is the Batman, the other's a stain.   (I know it's nonsense. Deal with it)




What's the deal with women?

[Flangepart]

Under the table. Ask Monica Lewisnki.

I donno bane, why does Robin hang out in the hood?

[Leah]

because he thinks Batman won't notice the faulty wiring.


Can you take this burrito to the mall?