Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[JaseSF]

Only he didn't hang around Uranus.

Would you live on Coronation Street?

[Leah]

Nope, I live on Drury Lane.

Is Bigger really better with cars?

[diamondwaspvenom]

Hell no. With greasy heart attack hamburgers, THAT'S something I tell you what.

What happened to your pride?

[Leah]

I still have it, it's in my basement.


Are you the DEVIL?!

[Olivia Bauer]

No, I'm Lucifur. Also, stop calling Satan the devil, it p**ses him off. Don't mix us up either we're two different people.

What happened to your lambs?

[Leah]

Mary ate them all up, she was fed up with their droppings on her bed.


Can Godzilla do it?

[WingedSerpent]

Whether he thinks he can or he thinks he can't-he's right.


If the cage bird sings-what does the college-educated pterodactyl do?

[Leah]

Sing only Iron Maiden's songs.

Can I quit the system, it's bugging my style?

[diamondwaspvenom]

No. Now go make me a sandwich, slave. Make it snappy!

What did you see in that turnip?

[Flangepart]

Baldrick's thingy, Milord.

When did the goat learn to stare back at the men?

[Leah]

After they started waxing their chrome bumpers.

Are you sorry for Ms. Jackson?

[JayJayM12]

I am for real.  I never meant to make her daughter cry.  I apologize a trillion times.

While a bit late sure, I'm thinking of adding "you go girl" to my regular conversational speech.  Think I can pull it off?

[Flangepart]

With a spatula and a wire brush, I'd say yes.

Why can't you stop bringing killer rabbits to the cave?

[JaseSF]

Because they're cute and fluffy until well they go for the jugular.

Why can't my cotton candy be blue?

[Flangepart]

Because it's on Prosac.

What did the Troll do when it found an Atheist?