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A_Dubya

#75
January 29, 2012, 02:30:47 PM
So, we've all wondered what human flesh tastes like before. My only question is 'who's with me?'
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indianasmith

#76
January 29, 2012, 03:59:08 PM
My policies have been a complete and utter failure.  I am resigning office immediately and invite the entire nation to join in kicking my posterior.  (from any politician, any time, any country)
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

retrorussell

#77
January 30, 2012, 09:12:54 PM
Spank the mermaid's naughty bits until they turn purple and grow mushrooms.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Chainsawmidget

#78
February 10, 2012, 02:43:01 PM
Somebody please explain why the Prime minister has been walking around with a live armadillo in his pants for the last three days.

retrorussell

#79
February 10, 2012, 06:39:15 PM
Nipple-biting manicurists followed an Indonesian acupuncturist to China and sodomized his pet turtles Spike and Jeff.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

JaseSF

#80
February 12, 2012, 05:50:36 PM
The Royal Family dined down on a delicious dinner of Vienna Sausages and bottled beans mixed with copious amounts of Kraft Dinner and Heinz Ketchup which they stole from the Goodwill.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

retrorussell

#81
February 14, 2012, 09:39:03 PM
Flying gerbil vampires like to chew on lumpy cat litter.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Allhallowsday

#82
February 16, 2012, 06:35:43 PM
Rotorooter needs to get laid.
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Chainsawmidget

#83
February 27, 2012, 09:55:06 AM
I'd like to introduce the ten time Mr. Universe award winner ... Danny Devito! 

alandhopewell

#84
March 07, 2012, 04:14:45 PM
     Boy, that Nancy Pelosi is HOT!
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

retrorussell

#85
March 07, 2012, 10:29:27 PM
James Woods walked on his fingers, gave birth to Spam sandwiches and farted rainbows at me.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

JaseSF

#86
March 08, 2012, 09:01:25 PM
The Ultimate Warrior was the Lou Thesz of WWF champions.  :wink:
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Allhallowsday

#87
March 13, 2012, 06:57:41 PM
Roto Rooter needs to cut the come-over, wax its bald pate, floss, and change the under clothing. 
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Chainsawmidget

#88
May 06, 2012, 09:29:19 AM
Waiter, there appears to be a rabid mutant penguin in my soup.

Allhallowsday

#89
May 06, 2012, 10:40:06 PM
Childish shorty shucked corn on a roto-rooter. 
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
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