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TWO HEADED SHARK ATTACK (2011)

Started by indianasmith, February 15, 2012, 10:58:21 PM

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indianasmith

It's a shark movie.  It's from  The Asylum.  It has Carmen Electra, her husband, a rather ditzy sailing instructor, a gaggle of college age shark bait, and a volcanic atoll that is slowly sinking into the sea.  And it has a fifty foot, two headed shark that seemingly must devour about three people every hour to maintain its strangely aquadynamic figure!

In other words, it was born and made for BadMovies.Org!!!

This was pure cheesy fun from start to finish.  It featured bad CGI, random gratuitous skinny dipping, random gratuitious skinny chomping, boat chomping, professor chomping, and lots of other good stuff!

This one is worth the rental. :cheers:

Now, dare I try SUPER SHARK?
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

66Crush

I saw this piece of s**t. I can't even believe it's a real movie. The CGI was just awfull!

indianasmith

It was definitely bad.  but, to me at least, it was FUN bad.  Unlike, say, MOMMY'S LITTLE MONSTER, which was painful to watch bad.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Jack

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that the volcano probably erupts on the shark in the end?   :bouncegiggle:

I'll have to put that on the list to watch after I get through Megashark vs. Crockosaurus and Dinocroc vs. Supergator   :teddyr:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

indianasmith

No, the solution involves a gas can and a wet t-shirt.

I'll leave it at that!  :teddyr:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Jack

Quote from: indianasmith on February 16, 2012, 08:27:05 PM
No, the solution involves a gas can and a wet t-shirt.

I'll leave it at that!  :teddyr:

Now you've just put this on my "must see" list   :bouncegiggle:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Kevin Bachelder

This one wasn't too bad.  It just came to Netflix streaming here in the US.


Kevin
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InformationGeek

Quote from: Kevin Bachelder on February 27, 2012, 04:08:47 PM
This one wasn't too bad.  It just came to Netflix streaming here in the US.

Did it?  Hmm, I'll probably check this one out then.
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Kevin Bachelder

Quote from: InformationGeek on March 02, 2012, 02:33:03 PM
Quote from: Kevin Bachelder on February 27, 2012, 04:08:47 PM
This one wasn't too bad.  It just came to Netflix streaming here in the US.

Did it?  Hmm, I'll probably check this one out then.

Correction.  The DVD is available from Netflix but it's not on their streaming at the moment.  My bad.


Kevin
Fan of Science Fiction or Fantasy?
Then you might enjoy listening to these podcasts...

Saturday B Movie Reel (covering Syfy channel & other B movies)
http://www.saturdaybmoviereel.com

Tuning In To Scifi TV (covering all genre TV shows)
http://www.tuningintoscifitv.com

InformationGeek

Quote from: Kevin Bachelder on March 02, 2012, 02:44:40 PM
Quote from: InformationGeek on March 02, 2012, 02:33:03 PM
Quote from: Kevin Bachelder on February 27, 2012, 04:08:47 PM
This one wasn't too bad.  It just came to Netflix streaming here in the US.

Did it?  Hmm, I'll probably check this one out then.

Correction.  The DVD is available from Netflix but it's not on their streaming at the moment.  My bad.


Kevin

My dreams of watching Two Headed Shark Attack, RUINED!  *Runs Away sobbing*
Website: http://informationgeekreviews.blogspot.com/

We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Kevin Bachelder

Quote from: InformationGeek on March 02, 2012, 02:47:40 PM
My dreams of watching Two Headed Shark Attack, RUINED!  *Runs Away sobbing*

Sorry about that.  You'll have to wait the day or two it takes for the DVD to arrive instead. 

Anticipation. :wink:


Kevin
Fan of Science Fiction or Fantasy?
Then you might enjoy listening to these podcasts...

Saturday B Movie Reel (covering Syfy channel & other B movies)
http://www.saturdaybmoviereel.com

Tuning In To Scifi TV (covering all genre TV shows)
http://www.tuningintoscifitv.com

SynapticBoomstick

I really must drop this belief that there's nothing else to be done in the "killer shark" genre, at least as long as Asylum is around. :lookingup: :teddyr:
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

66Crush

I did like the movie (cause I like bad movies), but from a critical standpoint, shark movies have been done to death.

Keir

So, you might say the shark has jumped itself.

InformationGeek

Website: http://informationgeekreviews.blogspot.com/

We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.