Worst director ever?

[Olivia Bauer]

Depends on what you're looking for in a bad director.

Cheese: Ed Wood
Shamelessness: Uwe Boll
Plagiarism: Bruno Matei
Insanity: Godfrey Ho
Betrayal: Micheal Bay

[JoeTheDestroyer]

Depends on what you're looking for in a bad director.

Cheese: Ed Wood
Shamelessness: Uwe Boll
Plagiarism: Bruno Matei
Insanity: Godfrey Ho
Betrayal: Micheal Bay

Sounds like the deadly sins of filmmaking. 

[Allhallowsday]

Worst director ever?  Oh that's LARRY BUCHANAN.  The writer, producer and director of such sh!t classics like MARS NEEDS WOMEN and THE TRIAL OF LEE HARVEY OSWALD.  From boring to ridiculous, here is LARRY BUCHANAN's messterpiece, "IT'S ALIVE" (1969) complete with the quotes.  Poor TOMMY KIRK "stars" in this bucketful of crap.  BILL THURMAN as Greely the "mad farmer" shows up as Coach in THE LAST PICTURE SHOW though it's thankfully a very small part.  The whole crappy "IT'S ALIVE" movie is available on YouTube.  You can watch it yourself and won't believe it:  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtFZru0uFcY
Though "mad farmer" Greely states "It'll be over before you know it..." at about 18.5 minutes in, it's not.  This one just goes on and on and on... mesmerized by it's incredible stupidity, the viewer becomes lulled into a trance of inanity to the point where you start giggling uncontrollably... and blubbering.  Truly craptastic.  

[RCMerchant]

Larry Buchanan-yeah-his movies are gawd awful remkes of AIP sci fi-an d I do mean Gawdwaful-but...but-Mars Needs Women..no.
He just plain sucks.
BAD Big dicks.
Ahhhh. It exhausted  me just thinking about Larry Buchanan-I cant even show my Bad movie freinds his films-because theey will commit suicide from sheer boredom.
Oh god...oh god...I think Ill have an aunerism just thinking of his swamp monster or eye creature movies.

[Pacman000]

Worst director ever?  Oh that's LARRY BUCHANAN.  The writer, producer and director of such sh!t classics like MARS NEEDS WOMEN and THE TRIAL OF LEE HARVEY OSWALD.  From boring to ridiculous, here is LARRY BUCHANAN's messterpiece, "IT'S ALIVE" (1969) complete with the quotes.  Poor TOMMY KIRK "stars" in this bucketful of crap.  BILL THURMAN as Greely the "mad farmer" shows up as Coach in THE LAST PICTURE SHOW though it's thankfully a very small part.  The whole crappy "IT'S ALIVE" movie is available on YouTube.  You can watch it yourself and won't believe it:  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtFZru0uFcY
Though "mad farmer" Greely states "It'll be over before you know it..." at about 18.5 minutes in, it's not.  This one just goes on and on and on... mesmerized by it's incredible stupidity, the viewer becomes lulled into a trance of inanity to the point where you start giggling uncontrollably... and blubbering.  Truly craptastic.  

Saw that on TV.  It's one of those movies where you wait forever for the monster to appear then regret having waited.

[voltron]

I really dislike Fred Olen Ray.
Edit: I've only seen Blood Shack (aka The Chooper), but it was enough for me to realise that Ray Dennis Steckler really blew.

[Pacman000]

In an interesting twist Larry Buchanan's first film was nominated for a Peabody award.  I'm not making this up.

IMDB says so: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0118041/bio

[JoeTheDestroyer]

Worst director ever?  Oh that's LARRY BUCHANAN.  The writer, producer and director of such sh!t classics like MARS NEEDS WOMEN and THE TRIAL OF LEE HARVEY OSWALD.  From boring to ridiculous, here is LARRY BUCHANAN's messterpiece, "IT'S ALIVE" (1969) complete with the quotes.  Poor TOMMY KIRK "stars" in this bucketful of crap.  BILL THURMAN as Greely the "mad farmer" shows up as Coach in THE LAST PICTURE SHOW though it's thankfully a very small part.  The whole crappy "IT'S ALIVE" movie is available on YouTube.  You can watch it yourself and won't believe it:  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtFZru0uFcY
Though "mad farmer" Greely states "It'll be over before you know it..." at about 18.5 minutes in, it's not.  This one just goes on and on and on... mesmerized by it's incredible stupidity, the viewer becomes lulled into a trance of inanity to the point where you start giggling uncontrollably... and blubbering.  Truly craptastic.  

Egads, that is awful!

[lester1/2jr]

disagree w/ Ray Dennis Steckler inclusion

[voltron]

disagree w/ Ray Dennis Steckler inclusion

Anything in particular you like about him, Lester? As I've said I only saw Blood Shack so maybe I'm not being fair.....