Wish Corruption Game

[tracy]

Granted, but you now act like a teenagers in modern day as well.

I wish a very comfortable shirt.

Granted....you have the most comfortable shirt you've ever owned. But your pants are full of tiny spiders.

I wish to take a wonderful vacation.

[Leah]

Granted, but it was all virtual reality and your house was robbed and burned.

I wish that the Public Transport was fast and cheap.

[Bushma]

I wish that the Public Transport was fast and cheap.

Granted, now the buses are always full and you can never get a ride.

I wish I would wake up in the morning with the ability to fly like Superman.

[diamondwaspvenom]

Granted, but then you fly into a jet engine.

I wish I had a shrubbery.

[Leah]

Granted, but it's dead.

I wish that I can ejaculate cola.

[tracy]

Granted, but it's dead.

I wish that I can ejaculate cola.

Granted....but then both Pepsi and Coke sue you.

I wish losing weight was easier.

[Bushma]

I wish losing weight was easier.

Granted, you now have uncontrollable bulimia.

I wish I was as smart as I think I am.

[tracy]

I wish losing weight was easier.

Granted, you now have uncontrollable bulimia.

I wish I was as smart as I think I am.

Granted....but you can't find your car keys anywhere.

I wish my tax refund would get here.

[alandhopewell]

I wish losing weight was easier.

Granted, you now have uncontrollable bulimia.

I wish I was as smart as I think I am.

Granted....but you can't find your car keys anywhere.

I wish my tax refund would get here.

     It was sent by mistake to this lady....

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I wish I had all my teeth.

[Leah]

granted, but it's made out of gummy bears.


I wish that logic wasn't so logical, and that the unlogical things seemed logical to people who previously thought that it wasn't logical at all.

[tracy]

granted, but it's made out of gummy bears.


I wish that logic wasn't so logical, and that the unlogical things seemed logical to people who previously thought that it wasn't logical at all.

Granted but now everything is so logical and yet just seems logical to those to whom logic means nothing and logical people are confused by all the counter-logic that they make it into a terrible sitcom.

I wish the sky was purple.

[JaseSF]

Granted but now you can see all the million beady little alien eyes watching us all.

I wish I had a kind of stopwatch.

[Bushma]

I wish I had a kind of stopwatch.

Granted, you are handed a drawing of a stopwatch.

I wish I get the job I applied for.

[Rev. Powell]

I wish I had a kind of stopwatch.

Granted, you are handed a drawing of a stopwatch.

I wish I get the job I applied for.

Granted, but although you thought you were applying for a job in human resources, the job was really for a human urinal.

I wish that my next wish goes to El Misfit.

[WingedSerpent]

I wish that my next wish goes to El Misfit.

Granted. But he wishes his wish goes back to you. You wish it back to him, he wishes it back to you, in an endless game of hot potato.


I wish to never lose my keys again.