SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST

Torgo · March 13, 2013, 11:57:33 AM

I know these people had little to no money to make "Snow Shark Ancient Snow Beast" but this is just inexcusable. Yes, they have the word snow twice in the title which I believe is a first and it also involves a shark that can swim around in the snow and attack people. Here's the trailer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCywrFyN_R4

Jack · March 13, 2013, 12:22:06 PM

Looks like something you'd find on disk 15 of a Mill Creek 50 pack.

I'm guessing it doesn't occur to anyone to climb a tree?

indianasmith · March 13, 2013, 02:58:33 PM

That still shot - I swear I owned a rubber shark just like that at one point!

Chainsawmidget · March 13, 2013, 03:06:06 PM

Quote from: Jack on March 13, 2013, 12:22:06 PM

I'm guessing it doesn't occur to anyone to climb a tree?

If they did that, the Tree Shark (the ancient tree beast) would get them.

Torgo · March 13, 2013, 03:38:14 PM

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on March 13, 2013, 03:06:06 PM
Quote from: Jack on March 13, 2013, 12:22:06 PM

I'm guessing it doesn't occur to anyone to climb a tree?
If they did that, the Tree Shark (the ancient tree beast) would get them.

Watch that be the sequel........

LilCerberus · March 13, 2013, 05:23:41 PM

Quote from: Torgo on March 13, 2013, 03:38:14 PM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on March 13, 2013, 03:06:06 PM
Quote from: Jack on March 13, 2013, 12:22:06 PM

I'm guessing it doesn't occur to anyone to climb a tree?
If they did that, the Tree Shark (the ancient tree beast) would get them.
Watch that be the sequel........

They could just stay indoors, But then I suppose Chevy Chase Shark Ancient Indoor Beast would get 'em......

Bushma · March 13, 2013, 07:10:38 PM

Snow Shark 3: Snow Shark vs Yeti

SynapticBoomstick · March 13, 2013, 08:44:19 PM

Snow Shark Ancient Snow Beast! With the ability of flatten its body to the three inches of height for the snow hiding prey!

I always find stuff like this in randomly shelved 4-packs at BestBuy, usually sandwiched between two Polonias and a fourth theme-related "movie".

ulthar · March 13, 2013, 08:54:34 PM

This has to be the silliest movie concept I've ever seen, and I love it!

I cannot look at this thread, or that picture, without laughing like a giddy school boy.

Bushma · March 14, 2013, 09:28:46 AM

IT'S REAL!!!

Chainsawmidget · March 14, 2013, 11:49:34 AM

Quote from: Bushma on March 14, 2013, 09:28:46 AM
IT'S REAL!!!

Is that a shot from the sequel? Looks like they really improved on the special effects.

indianasmith · March 14, 2013, 03:15:21 PM

I thought about renting this today, but my wife wanted LIFE OF PI instead. I am crushed.

ulthar · March 14, 2013, 03:27:11 PM

I love the part in the trailer where the guy is talking about "Every town has it's secret." The whole time, I thought his arm was missing, and I figured "how fitting." Then I began asking myself, "how did THIS movie afford that visual effect?"

Then I saw his arm! Oh man, this one has layers of enjoyment written all over it.

Umaril Has Returned · March 14, 2013, 03:35:32 PM

Quote from: indianasmith on March 13, 2013, 02:58:33 PM
That still shot - I swear I owned a rubber shark just like that at one point!

You didn't lend it out to Batman, did you?
I thought I saw your name in the credits for the FX

9dghbyBaQyI

Torgo · March 14, 2013, 04:53:09 PM

Quote from: Bushma on March 14, 2013, 09:28:46 AM
IT'S REAL!!!

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

SNOW SHARK ANCIENT SNOW BEAST

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Chainsawmidget

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