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Make your own Asylum Mockbuster Title!

Started by Olivia Bauer, June 10, 2013, 12:48:39 PM

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Olivia Bauer


Chainsawmidget

My first thought was a Batman take-off with the title Dark Avenger.

Then I realized as long as we have Avenger in the title, we might as well thrown some mentions of the Avengers movie itself into it.  At the very least have a Samuel L. Jackson look alike in an eyepatch. 

Olivia Bauer

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on June 10, 2013, 01:46:15 PM
My first thought was a Batman take-off with the title Dark Avenger.

Then I realized as long as we have Avenger in the title, we might as well thrown some mentions of the Avengers movie itself into it.  At the very least have a Samuel L. Jackson look alike in an eyepatch. 

...The REvengers?

Chainsawmidget

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on June 10, 2013, 02:19:58 PM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on June 10, 2013, 01:46:15 PM
My first thought was a Batman take-off with the title Dark Avenger.

Then I realized as long as we have Avenger in the title, we might as well thrown some mentions of the Avengers movie itself into it.  At the very least have a Samuel L. Jackson look alike in an eyepatch. 

...The REvengers?
That can be the sequel. 

And in the third movie, they can fight Piranha-Crab! 

indianasmith

MAN OF IRON (it could be a mash-up of Superman AND Iron Man!!!)
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

SynapticBoomstick

After The Earth - After Earth, gotta remember that all important "the"!"
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

FatFreddysCat

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on June 10, 2013, 02:19:58 PM

...The REvengers?

That was gonna be my idea!!

Storyline: Metal Man, the White Widow, the Almighty Thor (from their own "Thor" Mockbuster), the Incredible Bulk and Hawknose are gathered together by Nicky Furious, Agent of YIELD, to battle an invasion.
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

Chainsawmidget

Buccaneers of the Caribbean

Cabins in the Forest



Robocop


Trevor

GoFar: some dumbass car dealer has his wife kidnapped for a ransom which another idiot goes and buries in the snow.  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Robocop

A Hard Day to Die Bad - A Good Day to Die Hard ripoff.

Could a Asylum version really be any worse then the official product?

Trevor

Quote from: Robocop on June 11, 2013, 03:30:47 AM
Could a Asylum version really be any worse then the official product?

I think it might actually be better.  :teddyr:

Colleagues of mine worked with John Moore on Flight of The Phoenix and their dealings with him made them go  :buggedout: :buggedout: ever so slightly.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Flangepart

Ya know, Corman can feel safe. I can't see how even Asylum can ripoff his movies. Remake, maybe...

ASSAULT OF THE URANUS MEN.
DUKE OF SPACE.
VILE BRAIN FROM OUTER SPACE.
JOURNEY TO THE 6TH PLANET.
DEAD PLANET MARS.
EARTH AGINST FLYING SAUCERS.
THE CREATURE THAT CHALLENGED THE EARTH.
MONSTER ARACNID INVASION.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Trevor

COWS GO MOO, LAMBS GO BAA: Asylum rip-off of Silence Of The Lambs  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

zombie no.one

Barry Trotter & The Container Of Burning Stuff.