Wish Corruption Game

[Olivia Bauer]

Granted, you are now stranded in the outback.

I wish the TRS-80 I found worked.

Granted...it now makes the world's best toast.

I wish I could hit the lottery.

Congratulations! You've been selected to take part in the Hunger Games!

I wish I was a master of pyromancy.

[Pacman000]

Granted! Now the government's locked you in an asbestos-lined room to be "studied."

I wish I had butter for my toast.

[Doggett]

Granted! Now the government's locked you in an asbestos-lined room to be "studied."

I wish I had butter for my toast.

Granted! But its made from the milk of your mother.



I wish I had an infinite supply of Pepsi

[Rev. Powell]

Granted! But its made from the milk of your mother.



I wish I had an infinite supply of Pepsi

Ah! You jerk! Now the entire universe is filled with Pepsi, and no one can breathe!

Quick! I wish Doggett's wish was reversed!

[Pacman000]

Ok, the universe is now full of Coca-Cola.

I wish for bread, with which to make toast.

[Olivia Bauer]

Okay!



I wish I could kill people just by thinking about how much I hate them.

[Rev. Powell]

I wish I could kill people just by thinking about how much I hate them.

Granted... wait, what's this sudden pain in my chest? I think I'm having a heart attack!

I wish someone would call an ambulance!

[tracy]

I wish I could kill people just by thinking about how much I hate them.

Granted... wait, what's this sudden pain in my chest? I think I'm having a heart attack!

I wish someone would call an ambulance!

Granted...I call an ambulance and they save you just in time. They keep you overnight for observation in a room with Pee Wee Herman.

I wish I had some ice cream.

[Olivia Bauer]

I wish I could kill people just by thinking about how much I hate them.

Granted... wait, what's this sudden pain in my chest? I think I'm having a heart attack!

I wish someone would call an ambulance!

Granted...I call an ambulance and they save you just in time. They keep you overnight for observation in a room with Pee Wee Herman.

I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted. Here's some bubblegum ice cream.



I wish someone would shoot Micheal Bay dead before he makes the Ninja Turtle movie.

[retrorussell]

Okay.  Unfortunately, he was on his way to apologetically give money to all moviegoers who saw his crappy movies.  Now his family is going to get that money.

I wish for new gutters!

[Leah]

Granted, but they keep killing people in the guts.

I wish that I could derail this thread to a whole new level.

[tracy]

Granted, but they keep killing people in the guts.

I wish that I could derail this thread to a whole new level.

Granted....you derail the thread to such a high level that you have to have a security clearance to post on it.

I wish reality shows would all disappear.

[alandhopewell]

Granted, but they keep killing people in the guts.

I wish that I could derail this thread to a whole new level.

Granted....you derail the thread to such a high level that you have to have a security clearance to post on it.

I wish reality shows would all disappear.

     GRANTED: tv, as usual, finds a way to SUCK even more.

I wish I could still eat like a teenager.

[retrorussell]

Granted.  You get all the zits that go with it!

I wish for a teriyaki steak.

[Olivia Bauer]

Granted.  You get all the zits that go with it!

I wish for a teriyaki steak.

Okay just gimmie a sec... Hmm... We're out of soy sauce so I guess I could use worcester.

I wish five award winning genius movies came out all in one month.