Things I Don't Recommend

[alandhopewell]

    Don't accept Ouija boards as gifts or, even worse, buy one yourself.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Don't fry bacon in the nude. 
-Ed

[Leah]

Don't fry bacon in the nude. 
-Ed

Wait, what? I wanna do that! :( 


Don't get Metallica's Lulu, St. Anger sounds better.

[Umaril Has Returned]

Never bend over a stove topless, especially when your name is Samantha 38G......

[ER]

    Don't accept Ouija boards as gifts or, even worse, buy one yourself.

Interesting. You know, about a year ago my cousin and her friend were messing with a 1970s-era Ouija board left in a closet for many years, spelling goofy sexual things to one another, and all of a sudden the planchette (she says) jumped under their fingers and spelled out what seemed to be some sort of threat to my cousin, actually using her name. My cousin says she knows she didn't move it like that and her friend literally got a Bible off a shelf and swore she didn't either. Why a Parker Brothers toy would be some gateway to another dimension I have no idea but when she told me that, coming as it did from her, it sort of made me pause a second.

[Leah]

Giving out your email, not only I had spam for tampon coupons, I have Viagra, Cialas(?) and now for a $1000 deposit. ಠ_ಠ

[VenomX73]

I dont recommend - going in the basement at night...
with no lights and with nobody else in the house, and you just watched a ghost movie.

and wondering - is that noise creeping in the dark corner a ghost?

[Umaril Has Returned]

Adam West gave this great piece of advice...
"Never flush to the toilet when you're wearing a cape"..

[Mofo Rising]

Don't ever eat an orange after brushing your teeth.

Now I know most of you are going to go out and do this, but it's horrible.

Also, here's a lesson I learned the hard way, if you have burned your mouth on pizza or whatever, don't go out the next day and eat salt and vinegar potato chips.

[alandhopewell]

    Don't accept Ouija boards as gifts or, even worse, buy one yourself.

Interesting. You know, about a year ago my cousin and her friend were messing with a 1970s-era Ouija board left in a closet for many years, spelling goofy sexual things to one another, and all of a sudden the planchette (she says) jumped under their fingers and spelled out what seemed to be some sort of threat to my cousin, actually using her name. My cousin says she knows she didn't move it like that and her friend literally got a Bible off a shelf and swore she didn't either. Why a Parker Brothers toy would be some gateway to another dimension I have no idea but when she told me that, coming as it did from her, it sort of made me pause a second.

http://www.yourghoststories.com/real-ghost-story.php?story=14894

[voltron]

PCP. That is all.

[Javakoala]

I don't recommend watching The Toxic Avenger, getting sentimental, and go on a Troma movie buying binge.

Not that I dislike Troma. I think they are great, but, for some reason, their DVDs never seem to get as cheap as other DVDs. I know, I know, they sell far less than crap like Titanic, but still...yeah, avoid the binge buying in general I guess.

[alandhopewell]

PCP. That is all.

     AMEN!

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

PCP. That is all.

     AMEN!

The "Too much cough syrup for fun" game is definitely a no go as well. 

[indianasmith]

Going to Hurricane Harbor with no sunscreen.  In Texas.  In July.