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Started by Olivia Bauer, October 02, 2013, 05:19:42 PM

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SynapticBoomstick

#15
October 03, 2013, 04:29:05 PM
Quote from: Flangepart on October 03, 2013, 12:48:31 PM
Ah, but who would lead this 'army'...I can see Manos as the Commendant of B-stalag 13...but who is the Commander of such a rag tag band of heckraizers?

George Kennedy riding the Giant Claw.
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

Chainsawmidget

#16
October 03, 2013, 04:39:31 PM
Quote from: Flangepart on October 03, 2013, 12:48:31 PM
Ah, but who would lead this 'army'...I can see Manos as the Commendant of B-stalag 13...but who is the Commander of such a rag tag band of heckraizers?
Nazi Dracula riding a Tyrannosaurus. 

Played by Christopher Walken. 


And by that, I mean Walken could play either the dinosaur or the Nazi vampire.   

indianasmith

#17
October 03, 2013, 08:04:04 PM
I think we need to fight the Imperial German steam zombies from SUCKER PUNCH.  RC can wear the school girl uniform!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Olivia Bauer

#18
October 03, 2013, 08:33:16 PM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on October 03, 2013, 11:31:06 AM
QuoteThis unleashed an eldritch abomination that lays waste to all it sees. To redeem himself and save the world Andrew collects a team of bad movie enthusiasts to seal the monster away.
You forgot about the part where the abomination leads an evil army ripped straight from the depths of hell.  ... "Hell" in this case simply meaning "some of the worst movies imaginable." 



Very well. Even the dead will return for this.

Members of the Army:

MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE

-The Master
-Torgo

IT CONQUERED THE WORLD

-Carrot Alien

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE

-All aliens and Zombies

THE GIANT CLAW

-Flying battleship Vulture

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

-All of the cars, including the Green Goblin car

CASTLE OF FU MAN CHU

-Fu Man Chu with the might of Dracula

bob

#19
October 03, 2013, 09:53:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 03, 2013, 02:14:45 PM
I demand to have a nude scene. This is a horror movie, after all.

There goes the PG rating.
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Bushma

#20
October 03, 2013, 10:29:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 03, 2013, 02:14:45 PM
I demand to have a nude scene. This is a horror movie, after all.

Ok, but only because you really want to see me naked...
This is my awesome signature.  Jealous?

Trevor

#21
October 04, 2013, 01:21:07 AM
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on October 02, 2013, 05:19:42 PM
Trevor - A film archivist with a knowledge of the worst and most obscure cinematic turds.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I not only have a knowledge of them, I carry the damn things around with me.  :buggedout: :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

#22
October 04, 2013, 01:35:37 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 03, 2013, 02:14:45 PM
I demand to have a nude scene. This is a horror movie, after all.

:buggedout:+ :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Derf

#23
October 04, 2013, 07:00:38 AM
Quote from: bob on October 03, 2013, 09:53:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 03, 2013, 02:14:45 PM
I demand to have a nude scene. This is a horror movie, after all.

There goes the PG rating.

Not if "PG" stands for "Pretty Gross."

I want a role as a guy who dies in a storm of machine-gun fire. It doesn't even have to be heroic. I have wanted that role in a movie for years now. Seriously. Seriously sad, I know...
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Flangepart

#24
October 04, 2013, 07:44:59 AM
Only one man can be the Minister of Propaganda for the evil army -ED WOOD JR!
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

LilCerberus

#25
October 04, 2013, 09:57:53 AM
Hows about a narrator? Or an obnoxious dj on the radio? Or that guy who plays the voice of the dispatcher on the cop car radio? Or a binders' assistant for the big newspaper scene? I know how to ride a motorcycle!
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Pacman000

#26
October 06, 2013, 12:49:33 PM Last Edit: October 06, 2013, 12:51:48 PM by Pacman000
I can narrate. That ought to be a safe roll....

LilCerberus

#27
October 06, 2013, 01:05:51 PM
Quote from: Pacman000 on October 06, 2013, 12:49:33 PM
I can narrate. That ought to be a safe roll....

Alright, then... I'll be that one zombie that keeps looking at the camera.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Javakoala

#28
October 06, 2013, 10:27:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 03, 2013, 02:14:45 PM
I demand to have a nude scene. This is a horror movie, after all.

Ah, finally, truth in advertising!   :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Flangepart

#29
October 07, 2013, 08:40:53 AM
Quote from: Javakoala on October 06, 2013, 10:27:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 03, 2013, 02:14:45 PM
I demand to have a nude scene. This is a horror movie, after all.

Ah, finally, truth in advertising!   :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
That could be series all by itself!
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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