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Movies you bet no one here has seen

Started by Olivia Bauer, May 14, 2012, 12:14:32 AM

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WingedSerpent

Quote from: Zapranoth on August 08, 2012, 02:11:14 PM
Are you meaning The Gate 2:  Trespassers (1990) or are you meaning The Darkling (2000) ?

It was The Darkling.  I could have sworn it was earlier then that, but that seems to be the movie I was thinking about.
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

Doc Daneeka

Quote from: Saucerman on July 29, 2012, 06:12:42 PM
I've seen (and own) KING OF THE ZOMBIES, WHITE PONGO and both NIGHTBEAST and THE ALIEN FACTOR.  

I'd be very surprised if anybody here has seen THE MAIZE (released to DVD as DARK HARVEST 2: THE MAIZE)





Filmed in my own hometown, directed by and starring the father of a girl I went to high school with.  It's essentially two hours of him wandering around a corn field yelling "Girls! Girls? Girls!" like a confused Motley Crue fan.  It's terrible, and the director was arrested for tax evasion not long after.  
Seen it! So boring, it's hilarious xD

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iwasateenagewerewolf

I heard that "Heavy Metal Massacre" is exceptionally bad, truly the worst... However, I was never able to find it in ten years. I beg people who have this to post it on YouTube. It was made by director/writer/star Bobby DeFalco, the same guy behind 2005 "Chaos".
In a review that I've read about HMM, it says that the movie is full of his photos and loving close-ups of Mr. De Falco trying to look cool with his leather outfits and looking so metal.  :bouncegiggle:

ChaosTheory

How about the original 1953 edit of DEMENTIA?  There's a censored version of it renamed DAUGHTER OF HORROR that's more readily available - and has narration by Ed McMahon of all people - but the first version is even trippier.
Through the darkness of future past
The magician longs to see
One chance opts between two worlds
Fire walk with me

voltron

"Nothin' out there but God's little creatures - more scared of you than you are of them"  - Warren, "Just Before Dawn"

Umaril Has Returned

Quote from: voltron on January 16, 2013, 09:05:48 PM
The Hanging Woman (aka Beyond The Living Dead)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I2pXQXmmOc

Is that Paul Naschy again?  If it is, I gotta' say that he really got around!

retrorussell

I remember DR. HECKYLL AND MR. HYPE playing at a local theater, and seeing the poster on the wall.  Goofy, kind of dumb flick that I'd doubt many others have seen.
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Rev. Powell

I bet no one else here has seen the Gypsy gangster comedy BLACK CAT WHITE CAT:

Black Cat, White Cat Official Trailer!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

JayJayM12

I just saw this one again on the big screen the other night, so it's fresh on my mind.  Anyone else seen it?

Furious (1984) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087307/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik_tay4SvoM
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Raffine

Quote from: ChaosTheory on January 14, 2013, 02:01:37 PM
How about the original 1953 edit of DEMENTIA?  There's a censored version of it renamed DAUGHTER OF HORROR that's more readily available - and has narration by Ed McMahon of all people - but the first version is even trippier.

I own the Image DVD released a few years ago.

I agree DEMENTIA is better than DAUGHTER OF DARKNESS in every way.
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Raffine

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Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 31, 2014, 10:19:48 AM
I bet no one else here has seen the Gypsy gangster comedy BLACK CAT WHITE CAT:

Black Cat, White Cat Official Trailer!

I went through Kusturica Kraze a few years ago after seeing this at a film festival so, yes, I've seen it!
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Raffine

A real find thanks to TCM a couple of months ago was THE SEA BAT (1930). Seems a giant Manta Ray (aka THE SEA BAT!) is raising holy terror over a Carribean Island's sponge fishermen. There's some voodoo dancing and a hot blooded native woman (in see through top).

It's chock full of  pre-code gooniness and features Karloff in a tiny role as 'The Corsican'. Reportedly this was intended as a vehicle for Lon Chaney but he died before production began.

the SEA BAT attacks!

The Sea Bat - 1930 - Wesley Ruggles

The film makers seemed to have been a bit unclear about how Manta Rays looked or behaved. Just try to watch this without making motor boat puuuutttt put put nosies.

My favorite scene features the SEA BAT killing a sponge diver by sitting on him at the bottom of the sea until the poor diver drowns.
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Trevor

SHANGANI PATROL (1970) directed by David Millin ASC - a brilliant African war film.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Chainsawmidget

Anybody here seen Jack O'Lantern? 



It's a movie about a guy that is either mentally challenged, traumatized, brain damaged, or possibly just stupid (it's never made clear) who's recovering from an "accident" that his friends caused.  He tries to carve a jack O Lantern out of the nastiest pumpkin ever and the pumpkin actually bleeds.  From here on, he has blackouts where he gets possessed ad kills people while turning into a pumpkin monster ... or something. 


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