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The Worst VHS Cover Artwork!

Started by TheDope, July 04, 2009, 11:19:54 PM

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claws

^ Indeed not listed on IMDb yet. One of the actors is listed, she's from Sweden (Agneta Eckemyr). According to the Internet Mindstalk was made in 1986 directed by "Tony Smith".

claws

Well I submitted the title to IMDb with all the information I could find. Should be up in a couple of days.

Gst0395

Quote from: MrMari on November 14, 2013, 01:02:24 PM
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That over dramatic tagline ("take the stairs!") makes me laugh hard.

Gst0395

This has probably already been posted here, but I have to bring this up. I saw it in an article about terrible VHS artwork, I think it's for a Goodtimes Entertainment release of the classic British shocker "Night of the Demon" (1957).



If you've probably seen this movie, you'll agree that this cover does very little justice to the eerie and tense atmosphere of the film. Some may mistake it as being an animated flick or something, I don't know. It just looks very cartoonish and strange.

MrMari


JPickettIII

Found this great article about nabad VHS artwork.  Entertaining  :cheers:

http://thefw.com/worst-vhs-covers/
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major jay

#621
From a German VHS of THE CORPSE GRINDERS


Chainsawmidget

I actually kinda like that Corpse Grinder poster.  It has a real Grindhouse feel to it. 

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

MrMari


ChaosTheory

Quote from: CarlinBrock on November 06, 2013, 01:46:32 AM


This is a great VHS box because it made me want to watch the movie SO BAD, but .. I mean, it's terrible, too. Really terrible. Burt Reynolds looks like a Muppet.

I thought that was Robert Goulet at first glance.  I kind of wish it were.
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Raffine

Quote from: major jay on September 04, 2013, 11:47:15 AM


You'd never know if from that godawful cover, but this is actually a really frightening and disturbing Japanese horror film about about a vampire-like alien terrorizing the survivors of an airliner crash. It's got some incredible visuals - and it was recently release by Criterion!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VesGOHBoQU

I'm guessing this is about gay puppet sex?



Let's see Criterion release this one.
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MrMari


Gst0395

Quote from: major jay on December 01, 2013, 02:43:08 PM
From a German VHS of THE CORPSE GRINDERS


That cover art is awesome, in a bad kind of way but still. Pure trash, just the way I like it.

daveblackeye15

So I finally solved a childhood mystery. I am quite sure my first Godzilla movie was Godzilla vs. Hedorah. I swear I faintly remember my grandma and grandpa showing the box to me while we were in a Fred Meyer store when I was four or so. Now most often you'd see this cover in movie stores...
http://www.tohokingdom.com/images/articles/boxart/hedorah_orion_tn.jpg

But mine I could not place when I went looking for it for a long time but I finally found it at Toho Kingdom.

http://www.tohokingdom.com/images/space.gif

I certainly remember Godzilla looking better but Hedorah is exactly as I remembered.

Oh and the company did one for Godzilla's Revenge.
http://www.tohokingdom.com/images/articles/boxart/gr_simitar_tn.jpg

What the heck is with this one though?
http://www.tohokingdom.com/images/space.gif

And in Argentina Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster is Gorgo versus the original King Kong?
http://www.tohokingdom.com/images/articles/boxart/ebirah_contracuadro_tn.jpg
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