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Puma81

#1590
July 12, 2013, 12:38:14 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on July 12, 2013, 12:21:53 AM
The Dump Truck, of course!!!

Why are my boogers black when I have breathed no dirt today?

Africanus Boogeritus happens when so many bad movies are viewed that the brain develops a tar like substance known only by psychic storm-lords in the jaskroscx-dimension as... cell-sap. They believe it's the formation of bad memories trying to exit the frontal lobe.

Why do people like the smell of their own farts so much more than other's?
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Flangepart

#1591
July 12, 2013, 08:26:32 AM Last Edit: July 12, 2013, 05:15:59 PM by Flangepart
It's all in the delivery.

Just what IS Stephen Hawking?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Zapranoth

#1592
July 12, 2013, 11:35:27 PM
The mighty Stephen Hawking is a f**king Quake god!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aXLIzk_7KCE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DaXLIzk_7KCE

How is a raven like a writing desk?

Flangepart

#1593
July 13, 2013, 09:04:47 AM
Because it's made of wood...but don't quoth me on that.

When did you last do-wakka-do?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

claws

#1594
March 20, 2014, 03:47:55 AM
07/07/1977

Why did Hammer drop the MC?

Flangepart

#1595
March 20, 2014, 08:34:53 AM
Someone had put WD-40 on it.

How long has Trevor worn one set of undies?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Javakoala

#1596
March 20, 2014, 09:40:57 AM
Long enough that the skid mark filed for retirement.

Where is my flying car?

alandhopewell

#1597
March 20, 2014, 12:28:53 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on March 20, 2014, 09:40:57 AM
Long enough that the skid mark filed for retirement.

Where is my flying car?

   I got your flying car right here....

Flying car developer says he's $80 million closer to making sci-fi dream a reality.

     Who wants to buy this diamond ring?
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Rev. Powell

#1598
March 20, 2014, 04:38:30 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on March 20, 2014, 12:28:53 PM

     Who wants to buy this diamond ring?

This guy does!

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Why would you disable embedding on a cheesy pawn shop commercial?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Leah

#1599
March 23, 2014, 12:26:30 AM
Because Stone Cold said so!

Who wouldn't like breast?
yeah no.

Javakoala

#1600
March 23, 2014, 10:28:26 AM
The chicken it was taken from.

If a-b+cx42=x, then y?

retrorussell

#1601
March 23, 2014, 02:15:19 PM
Y ask Y?  Try Bud Dry!
Bud Dry Commercial From 1990

Are friends electric?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Flangepart

#1602
March 24, 2014, 08:21:56 AM
When you know how to plug them in.

Why did the Klingon cross the road?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Trevor

#1603
March 24, 2014, 08:39:05 AM
Quote from: Flangepart on March 24, 2014, 08:21:56 AM
When you know how to plug them in.

Why did the Klingon cross the road?

To find out a way to get to Mianus, instead of Uranus.  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.
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