Blood from your ass

[Umaril Has Returned]

One time I had a diarrhea attack in our local Wal-Mart. Snuck up on me; I thought it was a fart!

Right but when you feel that warm stuff running down your backside, you know it's much worse...

[The Burgomaster]

I think I told this story in here before, but here it is again.

Several winters ago, I was using my snow blower to clear the driveway after a big storm.  I was wearing a pair of gray sweat pants.  After a few minutes, I let out a fart.  Awhile later, my wife came out to ask me a question.  She looked at the seat of my pants and asked, "Did you s**t your pants?"  Sure enough, there was a big, dark stain around my ass.  I could feel the dampness, but I guess I just thought it was from the snow.  The best part of the whole story is that this occurred in the morning when my neighbors were walking or driving by on their way to work or wherever.  I wonder how many of them noticed the big wet patch on my ass.  For some reason, they haven't invited me to their houses much since that day.

[cqmorrell]

One time I had a diarrhea attack in our local Wal-Mart. Snuck up on me; I thought it was a fart!

[Couchtr26]

I have never had the diarrhea problem but I have wet myself a couple times in public.  I'm diabetic and the blood sugars aren't always best and timing isn't always opportune. 

[RCMerchant]

The response from this is better than I expected! I dont have blood running out my ass at this moment-but-yesterday I was dancing when I was running my machine at the factory-I had the Ojays "Love Train" going through my head-and I fell and biffed out on the floor in front of lotsa folks-falling down in public for no reason is as goofy as it gets,man-I did it last week too-I was at work dancing to a song in my head-I tripped and smaked my head on a forklift.

I was in the middle of this song in my head-BIFF!

Soul Train Line Dance to The O Jays Love Train

People ran up to me-my arm got cut and was bleeding-I was fine-but a few lucky guys saw me wipe out and laughed there asses off!!!  
When Im at work running a machine-I dance alot to songs in my head-I have 8 hours running a f**king machine-I gotta dance or ill go crazy.

[Javakoala]

Damn, dude. Are you breakdancing or what? Most white guys are so restrained while dancing that the only likely injury is to their sense of pride.

But by all means, dance on, brother! Life should be a party. 

[RCMerchant]

Damn, dude. Are you breakdancing or what? Most white guys are so restrained while dancing that the only likely injury is to their sense of pride.

But by all means, dance on, brother! Life should be a party. 

I get ants in my pants and I gotta dance.

[Javakoala]

Let's pitch in to get RC a crash helmet and some knee and elbow pads. Gotta keep folks safe while they bust a move.