The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Javakoala]

I often wonder if birds go "WHEEE!!!" in their heads while zipping through the air.

[claws]

Me + cheap disposable razors = always a bloody massacre

[LilCerberus]

Sometimes, I think Hell would be getting reincarnated as a blade of grass on a golf course...

[Bushma]

I lost access to a shared network drive at work.  There's almost nothing I can do at the moment, because everything I use and need is on that drive.

[Silverlady]

If it's better to "give" than to "receive" ... why doesn't anyone give me a million dollars? 

[indianasmith]

Probably because none of us HAVE a million dollars!

[Flangepart]

I've decided the Sci-Fi word for 'magic' is Technobabble.

[ER]

If it's better to "give" than to "receive" ... why doesn't anyone give me a million dollars? 

I've noticed it seems like the people who do have a million dollars spend their lives terrified of losing it. I think a great secret to happiness lies in working hard to get what you need while being content with what you're lucky enough to have.

[Jack]

My computer's been making a rattling noise for a few days.  I thought, oh crap, probably one of the fans on the video card, I'll have to send it in and god knows how much it'll cost to fix it.  But then I  picked up my game controller from on top of the computer and wha-la!  Noise was gone.  It was apparently sitting at the perfect angle that the tiniest bit of vibration was making it rattle.

[Josso]

My computer's been making a rattling noise for a few days.  I thought, oh crap, probably one of the fans on the video card, I'll have to send it in and god knows how much it'll cost to fix it.  But then I  picked up my game controller from on top of the computer and wha-la!  Noise was gone.  It was apparently sitting at the perfect angle that the tiniest bit of vibration was making it rattle.

lol yeah I get that all the time, sometimes it's even the very slight angle of the computer case. No need to send your computer away for a gfx fan usually chap. Ground yourself, open up the computer, get some air duster even though gfx fans are more bespoke than case fans you should be able to get a replacement if you need to. You can also monitor the RPM of the fan with something like OpenHardwareMonitor.

[LilCerberus]

What if the Earth were attacked by a giant sandwich, & everybody's paychecks were behind schedule?

[ER]

How come they don't make padded bath tubs for senior citizens? Padded tile walls, padded tub. Seems like it might be a good thing for people at risk from falls.

[lester1/2jr]

http://www.vice.com/read/this-guy-spent-twenty-years-searching-for-a-midget-james-bond?utm_source=vicetwitterus

Weng Weng

[Dennis]

Recently I called my wife from work and we had the following conversation:

Me "I got the wieners out, could you get out the buns?"
Her "You want my buns out for your wieners."

This was followed by a fit of uncontrolled giggling from the two us, apparently, no matter how old or mature you think you are, it is still quite possible to think and react like Beavis and Butt head.

[lester1/2jr]

How come they don't make padded bath tubs for senior citizens?

you're really taking this random thought thing seriously