Woman Arrested for Masturbating Atop Motorcycle in Front of Neighbors

[sprite75]

Ah Florida, my old friend.  You never cease to entertain us;

Karen Marie Dilworth was arrested by police at her Ormond Beach, Fla. home after neighbors allegedly saw her sitting atop her motorcycle in her garage, masturbating. Amongst the audience was a neighbor's 13-year-old son.

According to the police report obtained by the Daytona Beach News-Journal, neighbors arrived home to find Dilworth, 50, allegedly masturbating in her garage. The 13-year-old's mother apparently yelled to another neighbor about the sight before them and that neighbor shouted to Dilworth to close her garage door.

Their protests apparently met with no response, neighbors called police, who charged Dilworth with lewd/lascivious exhibition by a person over 18 on a person under 16. She was released from Volusia County Branch Jail on $1,000 bail and reportedly declined comment to the News-Journal.

[Trevor]

Ah Florida, my old friend.  You never cease to entertain us;

Karen Marie Dilworth was arrested by police at her Ormond Beach, Fla. home after neighbors allegedly saw her sitting atop her motorcycle in her garage, masturbating. Amongst the audience was a neighbor's 13-year-old son.

According to the police report obtained by the Daytona Beach News-Journal, neighbors arrived home to find Dilworth, 50, allegedly masturbating in her garage. The 13-year-old's mother apparently yelled to another neighbor about the sight before them and that neighbor shouted to Dilworth to close her garage door.

Their protests apparently met with no response, neighbors called police, who charged Dilworth with lewd/lascivious exhibition by a person over 18 on a person under 16. She was released from Volusia County Branch Jail on $1,000 bail and reportedly declined comment to the News-Journal.

Where's that Bugs Bunny .gif? 

[Jack]

I love the first comment:  "Steven Tyler looks terrible lately."   

[sprite75]

Where's that Bugs Bunny .gif? 

Right here;

[retrorussell]

With a motorcycle involved, I want to think of an Easy Rider song like "Born To Be Wild", but "Magic Carpet Ride" sounds more appropriate. 

[BoyScoutKevin]

Three comments.

So, in Florida, if you are under 18, then you can masturbate in front of someone over 16? Good to know that.

And the 13-year-old is yelling out: "Not yet! Not yet! Don't close the garage door yet. Wait till I get my camera, so I can have something to show and tell for my sex ed class!"

Now, if she had been riding up and down the street on her motorcycle while masturbating. That would have been something to see. But her just sitting on the motorcycle, while it's in her garage. Pfffttt!