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Started by Trevor, November 11, 2014, 08:35:24 AM

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Trevor

November 11, 2014, 08:35:24 AM Last Edit: November 11, 2014, 08:37:29 AM by Trevor
My next script for The Asylum, after they rejected my treatment of Underpantsnado.  :wink: :wink:

www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,141212.0.html

Readers have described it as "aromatic, bearing but not ultimately concealing the stench of failure".  :buggedout:
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Flangepart

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November 11, 2014, 08:55:24 AM
Nice title. Makes me think of A.A. Milne by way of Peter Benchley.
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Olivia Bauer

#2
November 12, 2014, 01:57:32 AM
"This film is the biggest pile of s**t I've ever seen!"
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zelmo73

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November 12, 2014, 03:48:36 PM
Quote from: Trevor on November 11, 2014, 08:35:24 AM
My next script for The Asylum, after they rejected my treatment of Underpantsnado.  :wink: :wink:

www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,141212.0.html

Readers have described it as "aromatic, bearing but not ultimately concealing the stench of failure".  :buggedout:

You could make it the spiritual successor to the wonderful Blob movies! "A steaming pile of excrement ravages the countryside, consuming all in its wake with disgusting acts of reverse osmosis and digestion...!"
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Flangepart

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November 13, 2014, 09:05:32 AM
Alternate title: THE DUMP.
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indianasmith

#5
November 13, 2014, 11:08:40 PM
I find it suspicious that the "Severe Storms on Uranus" thread popped up AFTER Trevor created this thread!
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JoeTheDestroyer

#6
November 14, 2014, 03:44:41 AM
I will only watch this if a character devises a risky plan to defeat the poo and refers to said plan as a "crapshoot." 

Either that or a scene where a character tells another to run, only he/she says, "Scat!"
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November 14, 2014, 09:27:37 AM
I hope air freshener is used as a plot device.
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SynapticBoomstick

#8
November 20, 2014, 03:45:33 PM
Tagline: When you see it, you'll s*** bricks!
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Jack

#9
November 21, 2014, 06:44:15 AM
Does it have babes in tight tank tops in it?  I'll watch just about anything if it's got that  :thumbup:
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Flangepart

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November 21, 2014, 10:56:26 AM
Quote from: Jack on November 21, 2014, 06:44:15 AM
Does it have babes in tight tank tops in it?  I'll watch just about anything if it's got that  :thumbup:
In this flick, they'd be toilet tanks tops.
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Javakoala

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December 06, 2014, 12:17:00 AM
Quote from: Flangepart on November 21, 2014, 10:56:26 AM
Quote from: Jack on November 21, 2014, 06:44:15 AM
Does it have babes in tight tank tops in it?  I'll watch just about anything if it's got that  :thumbup:
In this flick, they'd be toilet tanks tops.

That joke "stinks"!

Flangepart

#12
December 08, 2014, 09:07:56 AM
And to 'smell' it can go!
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alexabaker

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December 08, 2014, 10:17:21 AM
Hello all !!
First of all this is really a nice photo fashion that every body love to see .

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