Wish Corruption Game

[Rev. Powell]

Granted. WWE is now pure Greco-Roman wrestling with two men grappling each other and no entertaining storylines or showmanship.

I wish I could dance.

[Olivia Bauer]

I'll string up your corpse like a Marionette.



I wish John Cena would die in the ring.

[JaseSF]

Granted only now he turns into a zombie and we're stuck with him forever.

I wish we could get some movies today that didn't look like every other movie.

[Olivia Bauer]

Very well.



I wish the the Duck Dynasty cast would get hit by a semi.

[cqmorrell]

I wish the the Duck Dynasty cast would get hit by a semi.

Granted, but news of their hospitalization and recovery is now plastered on every major news network.

I wish that the Kardashians were no longer relevant.

[Olivia Bauer]

Granted, now Paris Hilton is relevant again.

I wish Lucifer would give me my soul back.

[indianasmith]

Granted, but it's a Nike sole now.

I wish Kanye West would colonize Pluto.

[cqmorrell]

Granted, but he's the one to make first contact with extraterrestrial life. A few years later, Earth is obliterated by a non-copyright-infringing version of the Death Star.

I wish this wish wouldn't be granted.

[Rev. Powell]

Wish not granted. I grant you your darkest fear instead.

I wish I'd get that money I loaned out back.

[Sitting Duck]

Granted, but it's in Monopoly money.

I wish The Dresden Files series hadn't gone bad with Changes.

[Olivia Bauer]

Granted, but it's in Monopoly money.

I wish The Dresden Files series hadn't gone bad with Changes.

Granted. Now every other show that you like stars Chris Tucker in drag.

I wish Fringe was a Netflix original.

[Alex]

Granted, but all the actors are replaced by members of the Kardashian and Hilton clans.

I wish Fox hadn't cancelled Firefly.

[diamondwaspvenom]

Granted, but all the characters have been replaced with ewoks, gungans and Meagan Fox.

I wish I was...a lumberjack.

[indianasmith]

Wish granted. You cut down trees, you wear high heels, suspenders and a bra . . .



I wish that Rachel Dolezal and Caitlyn Jenner would get locked in an elevator together for all eternity.

[Rev. Powell]

I wish that Rachel Dolezal and Caitlyn Jenner would get locked in an elevator together for all eternity.

Granted, but you're stuck in there with them.

I wish I owned a copy of "The Apple" soundtrack.