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So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In?

Started by indianasmith, June 02, 2015, 07:03:04 AM

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Skull

The remake of the Phantom Menace and I'll play Jar Jar... *Evil Laughter*

BoyScoutKevin

My moniker says it all. A boy scout in the remake of "Lair of the White Worm." The sex will never be better.

indianasmith

I think you are taking that phrase "the little death"  too literally!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

bob

Rosdower in The Final Sacrifice and Torgo in Manos.

What, I couldn't choose.
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Trevor

Colonel Fincham in VON RYAN'S EXPRESS up against Jason Statham as Colonel Ryan. Have to grow a stache, though.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Ted C

I wouldn't mind playing Cal in a remake of This Island Earth. Especially of Cobie Smulders plays Ruth.
"Slugs?  He created slugs? I would have started with lasers, six o'clock, day one!" -- Evil, Time Bandits

frank


I don't have any enthusiasm in acting, but I guess I would find the Neville role in I am legend the most interesting.

......"Now toddle off and fly your flying machine."

voltron

I would never hope for it to be remade, maybe I'd do some time traveling and star as the white dude who acts like a black dude in the immortal Microwave Massacre.
"Nothin' out there but God's little creatures - more scared of you than you are of them"  - Warren, "Just Before Dawn"

Derelict Coin-op

The Forbidden Zone...wouldnt that be a ride. :teddyr: Or maybe the Paperchase guy in Warrior of the lost world. Persis Khambata.  :hot:
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diamondwaspvenom

I would love to participate in a crazy remake of Carnosaur. I love that movie and to be part of its history would be an honor.

316zombie

barbarella. need i say more? :cheers:
seriously, nancy from nightmare on elm street, or barbara from the original night of the living dead.
unless i can be a bad guy/gal? THEN i want to be karen black in trilogy of terror,lol!

Flangepart

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"