Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[Olivia Bauer]

I rubbed my left eye this morning and it sounded like a Geiger Counter.

[Alex]

I have a notepad at work where I scribble down notes all going in random directions when people call me as I'll only forget anything important they say. One day in the far future some archaeologist is going to find it and make a lot of wrong conclussions about how we lived.

[Raffine]

Last night I dreamed I was driving what I thought was an electric car. Turned out it wasn't, so I had to put some gas in the tank. There was a little white doggie riding shotgun, by the way.

[Flangepart]

So this octopus was complaining about humans using base 10 for the number system, and a squid wheeled by on a hoverboard, yelled 'HAH!" and drove away laughing.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

All I want to do is dang a long ding my ding dang dang a long.
-Ed

[alandhopewell]

     Alex Trebek has no upper lip.

[Flangepart]

Alex Trebek's mustache emigrated to Poland to be near sausage.

[indianasmith]

I think my thumb is getting larger . . .

[sprite75]

Gotta clean out the car tomorrow.

[Trevor]

All of you actually should care about this statement: I have clean undies on today.

How long they'll stay that way is another matter entirely

[indianasmith]

Why do some ice cubes fall out of the tray in one piece, while others splinter into fragments?

[Derf]

I exist (which, sadly, few people care about). Aaaaaaaaand now I'm depressed... 

[Trevor]

I exist (which, sadly, few people care about).

We care. 

[diamondwaspvenom]

I like stories.

[Flangepart]

Mungo Jerry did a song about the end of summer. It too, sucked.