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Started by Olivia Bauer, December 02, 2015, 08:29:39 AM

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Trevor

#45
December 17, 2015, 06:29:04 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 16, 2015, 03:10:02 PM
My local Ford dealer's service is inadequate.

Just be glad these people are not anywhere near you:  :buggedout: :buggedout:

www.carservicecity.net: messed up my previous car big time and took Mom's car for a thirty mile joy ride.  :thumbdown:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Flangepart

#46
December 17, 2015, 03:45:32 PM
When paranoids meet each other, do they suddenly feel secure?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

LilCerberus

#47
December 28, 2015, 02:03:59 PM
RIP Meadowlark Lemon
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

javakoala

#48
December 28, 2015, 04:58:31 PM
It seems that I woke up again this morning. I hope to break this habit someday.
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

Flangepart

#49
December 28, 2015, 05:33:47 PM
When you get a haircut, it pays to cut a whole bunch of 'em! All at once!
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

LilCerberus

#50
December 28, 2015, 08:20:06 PM
RIP Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Flangepart

#51
December 29, 2015, 04:52:01 PM
I'm planning my first underground lair. What carpet should I buy, fire proof or fire absorbent?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

indianasmith

#52
December 29, 2015, 07:35:41 PM
Armadillos only  give birth to identical quadruplets.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

LilCerberus

#53
December 29, 2015, 07:43:41 PM
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Raffine

#54
December 30, 2015, 11:34:24 AM
Crows have regional accents and dialects.
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Flangepart

#55
December 30, 2015, 01:38:41 PM
How many puddle-jumpers could a puddle-jumper jump if a puddle-jumper could jump puddles?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

javakoala

#56
December 30, 2015, 04:20:54 PM
I thought that I did, but on second thought, I guess I didn't.
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

Raffine

#57
December 30, 2015, 05:29:01 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on December 29, 2015, 07:35:41 PM
Armadillos only  give birth to identical quadruplets.

Armadillos are know carriers of leprosy. When annoyed or provoked they can even spit leprosy-laden loogies right in your face.

In other news: There has been a rash of leprosy cases in Florida.

http://www.newsweek.com/spitting-armadillos-blamed-floridas-emerging-leprosy-problem-356823
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Derf

#58
December 31, 2015, 08:28:41 AM
Quote from: Raffine on December 30, 2015, 11:34:24 AM
Crows have regional accents and dialects.

Without my glasses, I first read this as CLOWNS have regional accents and dialects. Which, I suppose, is also true.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Derf

#59
December 31, 2015, 08:30:15 AM
The other day, my wife and I stopped at a convenience store for a bathroom break, and when we returned to the car, a dog had peed on the tire.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
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