Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[Flangepart]

I thought I was old when I turned 60. Getting my Golden Buckeye card from the state? THAT made it official!

[Alex]

Last day of work before I have some time off to prepare for my 6 month stint in the south Atlantic.

[sprite75]

I thought I was old when I turned 60. Getting my Golden Buckeye card from the state? THAT made it official!

In only 3,357 days I become eligible to join AARP!

[ER]

"Hair" is one of my least favorite smells.

[LilCerberus]

Something I don't quite get about interpretations of the works of Samuel Beckett, is how they tend to focus on his being from Ireland, despite his having moved to France at a young age, where he would live the rest of his life, having served in the French Underground in WWII, wherein he really didn't get into serious writing until after the war, with the bulk of his works being geared towards post war German audiences......

[sprite75]

My back feels like someone hit it with a baseball bat.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

My arm feels like I hit someone in the back with a baseball bat.

[ER]

Something I don't quite get about interpretations of the works of Samuel Beckett, is how they tend to focus on his being from Ireland, despite his having moved to France at a young age, where he would live the rest of his life, having served in the French Underground in WWII, wherein he really didn't get into serious writing until after the war, with the bulk of his works being geared towards post war German audiences......

I think it's an Irish "diaspora" thing. If you come from a grief-haunted nation that's sent its best out into the world, leaving you with half the population you had two hundred years ago, you cling with a desperate, starved neediness to the achievements of those whose genetic origins lie within your country, wherever they went on to settle.

Beckett did have a line I've always liked: "...nothing is more real than nothing..."

I think there is an innate Irishness in a remark like that.

[Flangepart]

My arm feels like I hit someone in the back with a baseball bat.

My baseball bat don't feel a thing.

[sprite75]

I forgot Planet Fitness closes at nine on Fridays.

[A_Dubya]

This pollen is getting everywhere.

[indianasmith]

Inralp reezilmanorp. Magorzip!  Magorzip! Magorzip!!   

[ER]

Pizza bites were designed by ninjas to burn the mouths of their victims.

[indianasmith]

Beyond the realm of things we know lies the realm of things we don't know . . .

[Trevor]

Pizza bites were designed by ninjas to burn the mouths of their victims.