strange dream depository

LilCerberus · March 06, 2016, 04:53:15 PM

Last night i dreamed i was walking down the street & i was stuffed up so i blew my nose & there in my hand were my pills which had somehow gotten lodged in my nasal cavity (It's happened once or twice in real life) so i had to take em right there on the street because my pills don't grow on trees...

enjoy your supper!

javakoala · March 07, 2016, 12:12:45 PM

I dreamed there was some sort of gathering at the house I grew up in. Lots of people, most of whom I did not know. Somehow, I found myself accompanying a young woman who seemed fun and she had a friend with her.

She killed her friend over something petty (can't remember what it was), and I did nothing. We buried her under a bunch of broken cinder blocks and other loose stuff. She told everyone that her friend was a jerk and had left her stranded. The young woman apparently got a ride because she disappeared shortly after that.

I spent a while wandering around, trying to come to terms with what had happened. Every time I saw that pile of debris the body was under, I got more and more scared and depressed. I realized that I would either be found out or I needed to tell someone. In either case, I knew I would go to prison. (In real life, I have an intensely phobic feeling about going to prison after spending some time in a county lock-up, which was the most horrifying time of my life.)

I knew that I should tell someone, but couldn't figure out who to tell because of the shame of what had happened. No matter what I ultimately did, I knew the outcome: I was going to kill myself as I didn't want to live with the guilt or going to prison.

I've been awake for six hours now, and I can't shake this feeling that I need to die, even though I know it was only a dream. I want this feeling to go away.

BoyScoutKevin · March 12, 2016, 11:52:58 AM

A 3 dream mash-up.
Cole Porter is dead, but "Star Search" is live, so get up and dance to the music.

bob · March 14, 2016, 11:16:29 AM

I dreamt I put some bacon from the fridge and put I down my pants

sprite75 · March 14, 2016, 07:49:35 PM

This morning I had one where I had acquired a container that had a liquid in it that could hold one Undecillion (a trillion trillion) bytes of data and I was donating it to a local college. Also Darth Vader was paying a visit to the college for some reason.

Rev. Powell · March 17, 2016, 11:07:46 AM

Dreamed I was walking down a street in Palestine and a dust storm made it impossible to see or breathe. I may be channeling Indy.

ER · March 17, 2016, 01:48:52 PM

I dreamed about Paris Hilton. (Shudder!) She was getting arrested over a library card. Weird.

akiratubo · March 18, 2016, 08:56:48 PM

Had a dream where I was a member of a band (bass player, natch). Our manager told us someone stole the sheet music to our new song and hid it in a haunted mansion. We did the whole Scooby-Doo thing where we went through the mansion to find the music. When we did, we suddenly had instruments and started to play the song, which was called "Incinerate It!" It was a total hair-metal song that sounded sort of like RATT covering Twisted Sister. My fingers were getting tired but the drummer said, "I believe in you!" and I was able to finish the song. It ended with a guitar solo, of course.

In-cin-er-ate it!
In-cin-er-ate it!

bob · March 22, 2016, 11:03:54 AM

Last night I dreamt Emma Stone was teaching a class of some sort I was in. For some odd reason the class ran from summer into the traditional school year.

sprite75 · March 26, 2016, 07:37:17 AM

Had a weird one this morning. I was riding in a tour bus and was playing some sort of Star Wars game on the entertainment system, so everyone was watching me play. Then we got back to the high school I went to and I was going through the halls on my birthday suit pulling a suitcase along. I went into a bathroom and put some clothes on, but some of the other clothes had splotches on them. Well I looked in the suitcase some more and found a couple bottles of liquor in the suitcase, along with glasses partially full of brown liquor. I wanted to put the suitcase in my car before I was discovered but had no time, I was having to go into class for a lesson on the Quakers.

lester1/2jr · March 26, 2016, 06:06:33 PM

was skateboarding with burritos on my feet instead of sneakers

bob · April 06, 2016, 10:26:31 AM

Last night I dreamt that I got my nose pierced.

Rev. Powell · April 06, 2016, 07:04:41 PM

Dreamt I was driving in France with my father and we saw a horse by the side of the road sunk in mud up to his knees. Somehow it seems like Freud would be interested.

Rev. Powell · April 09, 2016, 07:53:10 AM

A very politically incorrect dream: I dreamt I was watching a trailer for a movie called WELL-ENDOWED BLACKS VS. DRUNKEN IRISHMEN. The trailer featured a very tall black guy and a very short white guy, so that when thy stood "face-to-face" the white guy was at eye level with "it." The black guy was naked and covered in tattoos, with his junk digitally fogged. The white guy made a joke which I thankfully cannot remember.

BoyScoutKevin · April 11, 2016, 06:04:34 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 09, 2016, 07:53:10 AM
A very politically incorrect dream: I dreamt I was watching a trailer for a movie called WELL-ENDOWED BLACKS VS. DRUNKEN IRISHMEN. The trailer featured a very tall black guy and a very short white guy, so that when thy stood "face-to-face" the white guy was at eye level with "it." The black guy was naked and covered in tattoos, with his junk digitally fogged. The white guy made a joke which I thankfully cannot remember.

Sounds like the film has something to offend everyone, which probably means they'll be making it any day now.