Really ROTTEN Christmas music

[Allhallowsday]

I'm probably in the minority here, but I f**king hate this song
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It feels like my ears are bleeding.

Gayla Peevey "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas"
I think it's annoying.  


LORD DOUGLAS BYRON "Surfin' Santa"     
http://youtu.be/q3pmcQUm4N4

[Allhallowsday]

THE SURFARIS "A Surfer's Christmas List"      "...the skag was busted off..."   

http://youtu.be/TQesTsmHxcI

[Allhallowsday]

I heard this one today which is a kind of great novelty record... but it annoyed the crap outta me!    

PAUL ANKA "Jingle Bells"
http://youtu.be/nh-hUerf4vM 


RAUL MALO "Marshmallow World"  (Is this guy kidding?) 

http://youtu.be/Q1ExdvOz2-8

[lester1/2jr]

http://youtu.be/NiKBz1rlwGI

The second verse might be better but I've never made it that far. Only a former Christian pop singer could make something this Satanic

[javakoala]

http://youtu.be/NiKBz1rlwGI

The second verse might be better but I've never made it that far. Only a former Christian pop singer could make something this Satanic

Does she has a mouthful of matzo balls? I can hardly understand a word coming out of her mouth, which is odd as whoever shot this video seems to have an oral fixation on Ms. Simpson.

[Allhallowsday]

http://youtu.be/NiKBz1rlwGI

The second verse might be better but I've never made it that far. Only a former Christian pop singer could make something this Satanic

ROTTEN! 

[lester1/2jr]

It's wrong to make a sexy version of Oh Holy Night and she has no ability to express "sexy". it's a malevolent disaster

[Allhallowsday]

Apparently, the trend now is to take old "classic" arrangements of songs that were "newly" arranged when released decades ago.  So in order to be "original" they copy old arrangements that had been novel.  My response to a COPY styling is... why?   WHY?  

AMY GRANT "Jingle Bells" (a la BARBRA STREISAND with NONE of Bab's talent)  
http://youtu.be/P2Mji6h1NRI

COLBIE CAILLAT "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" (a la BRUCE)  
http://youtu.be/rs-1dTOnml8  

And for the dumbest song ever considered a classic, I will spare THE BEACH BOYS (though BRIAN is to blame) and pin this one on SHE & HIM (since they do a better job): "Little Saint Nick"  

http://youtu.be/nmEKttN5xD8

[Allhallowsday]

I really don't like this song recorded by THE BEACH BOYS.  And I love THE BEACH BOYS. 
I'm listening to this now and again and I kind of like the irony of this version.  SHE & HIM: "Little Saint Nick"  
I think they knew exactly what they were doing and made a dumb classick fresh... 

http://youtu.be/nmEKttN5xD8

[retrorussell]

The song played during the credits at the beginning of SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS.
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It's not "Santy" Claus, you d**kbrains!

[Allhallowsday]

The song played during the credits at the beginning of SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS.
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It's not "Santy" Claus, you d**kbrains!

Yes, it's ROTTEN.  But at least they spell "Santa" right even if they don't pronounce it right.