Wish Corruption Game

[diamondwaspvenom]

Granted, but the supplier accidentally switched the CD with a Jonas Brothers disc.

I wish turtles could talk.

[Alex]

Granted but instead of talking, they endlessly sing the greatest hits of bands like New Kids On The Block and The Spice Girls.

I wish someone else would do all the paperwork that comes across my desk.

[ER]

Granted, but they do it so badly you get fired.

I wish robots would hurry and enslave the human race.

[Rev. Powell]

Granted, but they do it so badly you get fired.

I wish robots would hurry and enslave the human race.

Granted, but they're laissez-faire masters and they generally let us handle our own affairs, so things continue pretty much as before but with occasional robot lashings.

I wish that the person who grants my wish will become my best pal!

[cqmorrell]

Granted, but they do it so badly you get fired.

I wish robots would hurry and enslave the human race.

Granted, but they're laissez-faire masters and they generally let us handle our own affairs, so things continue pretty much as before but with occasional robot lashings.

I wish that the person who grants my wish will become my best pal!

Wish granted. Now we're best pals!
FOREVER.


I wish that I wouldn't get the trots whenever I eat fried food.

[Gene Worm]

Granted. But you will get the trots whenever you eat something that isn't fried.

I wish I was able to watch every monster movie and TV show in existence, including lost ones.

[Alex]

Granted, but they are all dubbed in a language you don't understand with no subtitles.


I wish someone else would pay all my bills for me.

[Gene Worm]

Granted, but you have to pay all of that person's bills.

I wish I could actually find and try a lucuma (it's a Peruvian fruit).

[Pacman000]

Granted, but you have to pay all of that person's bills.

I wish I could actually find and try a lucuma (it's a Peruvian fruit).

Granted, but you discover that you're alergic, and break out in hives.  Then the hives hatch into wasps.

I wish wasps were extinct.

[Alex]

Granted but millipedes learn to fly to fill that ecological niche instead.

I really wish that occasionally I could manage to sleep more than 4 hours a night.

[Zapranoth]

Granted.  You manage to sleep four hours and five minutes every Friday night.

I wish that Joss Whedon would travel back in time, shoot seven more Firefly seasons with all original crew and cast and writers, etc, and that all said seasons would be then brought forward in time to me now, in original English, in a digital format I can use, and that I'd get to watch them all and they'd be wonderful.

[Sitting Duck]

Granted. However, thanks to a brain aneurysm resulting from a side-effect of time travel, the underlying storyline of the series becomes an incomprehensible mess and most of the episodes are uniformly terrible.

I wish both major party candidates had suffered fatal strokes shortly before the presidential election.

[indianasmith]

Granted, but their replacements were David Duke and Lyndon Laroush.


I wish I could be more grateful for what I have and less resentful over what I don't.

[Pacman000]

Ok, but it involves psychological surgery.

I wish for a pet dragon.

[indianasmith]

Granted, but he eats your entire family and uses your bedroom for a litterbox.

I wish that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton had settled the election in a steel cage death match.