strange dream depository

[Ash]

Woke up from a nap one time and had a crazy dream that I was drag racing against Hitler.  We were at the starting line and he was wearing that light brown military uniform complete with regalia,(captain's hat on and everything) revving the engine of his muscle car and screaming at me in German. WTF??

[indianasmith]

I had a dream earlier this week that I got the copies of my new book, LOVER OF GOD, in the mail, only to find that they had put the wrong cover blurb on the back.  There were some reviewer's comments included at the beginning - for SOMEONE ELSE'S BOOK!  I started reading through and realized that about half the content was gone, and all the chapters out of order - and then I realized that I had already sold several copies before checking it.  I was trying to get them back, and trying to call my publisher, only their number now picked up at a pizza place - and then I woke up!

[Rev. Powell]

Dreamed I lived in a boarding house and one of the fellow boarders was Alec Baldwin, but I believed he was Mike Pence. I made fun of him for the fact that President Trump didn't keep him in the loop. He got angry and wrapped his hands around my neck and threatened to strangle me. I said, "great, that will just bring more attention to you and your scandals." He then threatened to put me in jail (which scared me more), but I answered, "Even better." Then I realized who he really was and apologized. He agreed to accept my apology but only if I would deliver a coffee made with mineral water and a mint to his door. He then left, and I realized I didn't know which room he lived in.

[sprite75]

I had one this morning where I was at the Mall of America and I received a cash award from work from a former director along with a note that I needed to be evaluated for alcohol use within the next 30 days.  And I was trying to find the bathroom the entire time.

[Trevor]

He agreed to accept my apology but only if I would deliver a coffee made with mineral water and a mint to his door.

I would have given that coffee an additional flavor 

[claws]

Dreamed of my old neighborhood where I was walking around naked. Strange thing is I didn't feel embarrassed being actually naked, I was afraid people thought I was some perv exposing himself. I finally managed to get into our old apartment but all I found to wear was an oversized t-shirt, but it was long enough to cover my private parts.
I went outside again and Debbie Harry from Blondie was singing Heart of Glass while walking on our sidewalk. I ran after her but before I could reach her I woke up.

[Trevor]

I had a weird one last night: I dreamed I was on holiday in New York with my folks - who didn't seem to either know me or interact with me - and two friends. I remember climbing around the wreck of a ship, then I found myself in a classroom where zombies were surrounding the place, I attempted to kick a hole in the glass wall, the teacher (James Cameron  ) remonstrated with me, opened the door, the zombies grabbed me and one said "Yo dude, we made you sh*t yourself" and that was it. 

[sprite75]

I had one where I had started a new job at the plant I had worked at from 2006 through late 2014, and several of us had to go to the local McDonalds to fix a plant mainframe computer in the back room.  Add to that they were remodeling a bunch of the offices, and we were also stripping down the old computer control room and turning off all the lights.

[bob]

I dreamed I got my ass kicked in a UFC title fight against Brock Lesnar.For some reason an engraving of a hot dog was on the championship belt he held.

[akiratubo]

Had a dream about the original Terminator.  He succeeded in killing Sarah Connor.  Then, he had to decide what to do with the rest of his life.  He had a conversation with a little girl about it (apparently he had befriended her at some point).  It was very weird.

[sprite75]

I had one early this morning where I dreamed I had moved to the United Kingdom and was a member of parliament and lived only about 10 minutes from work, and had my Volt over there in the UK.  I couldn't get the car stopped on the way in to work one day and blew through a construction zone before getting to work.  Then Commons speaker John Bercow was there to help me draft and submit a motion to put a cover on a pit in the floor of the Commons, which contained a bunch of corn.

[sprite75]

Strange one this morning where I was supposed to fly to Pasadena from the Madison, Wisconsin airport.  Supposed to because we never got off the ground.  We would accelerate a bit by would never get airborne.  We went over every single inch of taxiway and runway, which was full of cop cars and UPS trucks.  We even returned to the gate to let a passenger, where I spent some time sending nasty tweets to Delta saying how I wanted to get where I was going and putting down the flight number.  They eventually brought some KFC on board to feed us.  One time I honestly thought we were getting airborne and started clapping but nope.  Just more of the same.  Then I woke up.

[sprite75]

And another one.  This time at school where some of us decided it would be a good idea to invite some Shadows and Vorlons in to a hotel conference room see what they would do if they were in the same room.  The two parties began to attack each other with energy weapons and ships and the like.  The next day we got a bill for  $3,000 in damages.

[Rev. Powell]

Dreamt that someone led me to a deposit of "caustic roach dung" as part of a Secret-Santa type gift exchange, while a hurricane was brewing on the horizon.

[Alex]

Had a dream that I was searching for a large number of people who had went missing in a small town over a period of months. Turns out a serial killer was kidnapping them, chopping them up and then mixing the bodies up in a giant mixing bowl before feeding the remains to his pet giant squid. At the end of the dream he had captured me and I was trapped non chopped up inside the mixing bowl trying to figure out a way to climb up the smooth steel edges to escape.