Unlikely Superheroes and Villains

[Flangepart]

THE CLOCKWORK BIDET

STEAMPUNK UNDIES FOR HIRE

THE NIPPLE TWISTER

[bob]

Run Away From Danger Man

[LilCerberus]

In an ADHD moment, this topic made me start thinking about that one caped extra from The Glory Stompers who gets way too much screen time...

I call him Bono In A Tree! And his power would be posing!

[Leah]

Captain Hair, he blinds people with his baldness.

[clockworkcanary]

Tar Baby

B-Morph (can only morph into b-list actors/actresses)

Pass Out in the Driveway Man, aka Gravel Face

Man Boobs

King Meh

The Amazing Saggy Man

Exhaust Huffer

Chain Smoker

Ripped Off in the Divorce Settlement Woman

Sarcasm Lad

Cosplay Charlie

Super Crackhead

Wonder Worm

The Silver Snorter

The Incredible Stoic

Nut Cracker Girl

The Fantastic Fork

Dare Donuts

Blowgan

Fire Crotch

Ice Pecs

Box Dweller

Camel Toe Ken

The Back Scratcher

Marvel Melons

The Power Tickler

[Flangepart]

SUPER WEASEL AND BADGER GIRL.

THE WON'T OF THE WISP.

THE KNUCKLEDRAGGER.

THE GONAD.