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Started by WingedSerpent, May 25, 2017, 05:10:13 PM

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Chainsawmidget

The original proposed script for the upcoming Justice League movie was actually just the script from Street Fighter: the Movie with all the names replaced.  The script was greenlight and had been filming for several weeks before anybody noticed and VanDamme's lawyers forced them to change it. 


WingedSerpent

There is no scientific proof that Jason Alexander ever existed.

At least one facehugger in all the Alien movies has been named "Joshua"

Steve Amell of Arrow owns the world's largest garlic clove. 
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

ER

Sam Neill and Liam Neeson are the same person.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Chainsawmidget

If you look very closely, in Batman Begins, you can see Stan Lee and Adam West sharing a cell in Arkham Asylum.


Rev. Powell

Ronald Regan was originally going to play Indiana Jones, while keeping up with his presidential duties on the side. He backed out of the project when Spielberg refused his demand to cast Nancy as the romantic interest and Tip O'Neil as the villain.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

WingedSerpent

Due to an extreme case of Noctiphobia (fear of night)  Megan Fox has never actually seen the moon.
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

Chainsawmidget

#21
As a prank, Bill Murray once tricked Adam Sandler into thinking a movie he was working on was being filmed overseas.  

Sandler flew out of the country and Bill took his place on the set for six days before revealing it was all just a joke.

WingedSerpent

The famous line "Klaatu barada nikto" from The Day the Earth Stood Still roughly translated is the alien equivalent of "I got 99 problems, and a B%#&h aint one"


At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

Svengoolie 3

Lucifer is actually the script writer of the fox series "Lucifer". He personally picked Tom Ellis to play him and coaches the actor frequently. He just wants to set the record straight on some things.

During the filming of ''bedtime for bonzo'' the studio crew paid Peggy,  the chimpanzee who played Bonzo,  to watch Ronald Reagan on the set and make sure he didn't harm himself or cause damage to the studio during breaks in filming.

While filming Star Wars,  Kenny Baker collapsed while playing R2 D2 and required medical aid.  It was found that after having a double helping of chill in for lunch he had farted in the costume so horribly he knocked himself out.

After he starred in ''the nutty professor'' remake Eddie Murphy was beaten badly by a fat person who was severely offended by the movie.  He declined to press charges because he didn't want to admit a fat white guy kicked his ass.

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

indianasmith

Watch for the post-credit scene in DARKEST HOUR where Samuel L. Jackson shows up and invites Winston Churchill to join The Avengers!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

Gene Roddenberry got the inspiration for Klingons after attending a house party that featured both Bigfoot and Liberace.

Before settling for a career in royalty, Princess Diana once submitted a screenplay called: Di Hard.

Soap is made from old people.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

AoTFan

Although controversial at first, many critics agree that ending with Smashmouth's "All Star" was a bold choice for The Last Jedi.

Svengoolie 3

Teenage mutant ninja turtles was based on a really good acid trip.

Ed Wood hated the world and humanity so he made terrible movies to. Make people suffer.

Johnny Depp is nothing more than the world's most advanced CGI character.

The studio that did Batman and Robin deliberately made it horrible to use it as a tax write off.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Rev. Powell

All the effects work in AVATAR was created in Microsoft Paint.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Svengoolie 3

#29
JJ Abrams,  ignoring death threats from fans,  will return to directing star trek films when the movies begin to reboot star trek: The next generation.

"I can't wait to defecate on everything TNG was just like I did to the original series!" The hated director gushed.  "Plus the fact we'll have a bald captain really excites me! I plan on having constant lens flares coming off his head in every scene! Ooooohhh, I just can't wait!" He finished with a squeal.

At this point Mr.  Abrams fell into a swoon,  cutting the interview short.

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.