How many people have you slept with?

Allhallowsday · April 29, 2018, 02:04:22 PM

Quote from: RCMerchant on April 27, 2018, 09:17:57 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 27, 2018, 08:48:56 PM

I'm laughing at your subject matter not count. Being a prude, mine might be three. Do girls count?
Girls do count! ...

Doi. As usual on this forum, you do not get my humor.

Me love you long time.

Quote from: RCMerchant on April 27, 2018, 09:17:57 PM
Believe it or not- I'm kinda a prude too...

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Donald Trump never had a Garbanzo bean on his face.

Allhallowsday · April 29, 2018, 02:08:24 PM

Quote from: Trevor on April 28, 2018, 09:02:33 AM
... I became celibate 14 years ago.

It's been hard since

RCMerchant · April 29, 2018, 02:12:13 PM

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Donald Trump never had a Garbanzo bean on his face.
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Criminy!

Trevor · April 30, 2018, 03:27:03 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on April 27, 2018, 09:17:57 PM
One I caught the clap from. We were doing magic mushrooms-and 2 days later my p**s burned. I hadda get shots in my ass of penicillan.

+

clockworkcanary · April 30, 2018, 11:27:41 AM

I'm hesitant to answer, in case my wife discovers this, but then again, if it gets her to join/post in this forum, that's ok (and she can therefore mess with me about it heheh).

Before I got married, I was pretty much a man whore, relative to what I'm reading in this thread so far -most of which happened between when my previous fiance died and when I met my wife. Last I counted was somewhere around 20+, plus another 20 when it was everything but the big game.

Let's see if I can remember/account for them all:
Melissa (high school; her room, parents downstairs), Diane (hometown college departure party, up against bathroom wall), Heather (relationship: tent in her backyard), Dawn (relationship; lived together), Amanda (1NS), Dawnie (2NS), Cathy (once at work!), Joanne (F-buddy), Ann (F-buddy), Elizebeth (relationship), Leslie (1NS), Maria (1NS), Nicole (relationship; lived together), Ciara (F buddy), Kristi (F buddy), another Anne (1NS), Marcia (1NS), another Nicole (1NS), Rachael (1NS turned-stalker psycho), Crystal (relationship: roller derby girl), Lisa (relationship), and finally, my wife.

My god, I was ridiculous for a time. Once i met my would-be wife, I became/remained exclusive with her and got tested for everything once we started dating, which I was luckily and amazingly clean.

FatFreddysCat · April 30, 2018, 03:11:45 PM

Not as many as I would've liked to. (sigh)

indianasmith · May 01, 2018, 09:34:20 PM

ONE.
I was a virgin when I married and I have been faithful ever since.

Although there was an exceptionally vivid dream about Anne Hathaway, Eva Green, a walrus, and a giant tub of strawberry jello . . . .

RCMerchant · May 01, 2018, 10:06:08 PM

When I was with Tara Sue- I never f**ked around. I never f**ked around on Tiana either. I'm talking about when I was single.
I would rather jerk off. f**king around is BAD news,man.