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do we need a new friday 13th?

Started by zombie no.one, June 08, 2018, 01:21:05 PM

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Alex

I enjoyed the Friday 13th movies to varying degrees, but I can't help thinking you can stick a fork in them now, they are done. I have a complete collection of them and I dig them out now and again for a watch, but I'd like to see something new now.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

zombie no.one

if you're burned out on the films, the 3xDVD CRYSTAL LAKE MEMORIES documentary is a good watch. each sequel gets a good half hour/45 minute segment of analysis/interviews etc...

Alex

I did see a really good fan made movie recently.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

FatFreddysCat

Quote from: Dark Alex on June 10, 2018, 07:58:44 AM
I did see a really good fan made movie recently.

Was it "Never Hike Alone?" That was a good one!
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Alex

The name sounds like it could have been. Some guy is blogging his way through forests and cuts through Crystal Lake and comes across Jason. I couldn't remember the name of it though.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Chainsawmidget

Friday the 13th movies have never really been original or had much going for them.  They're the Big mac meal of horror movies. 

Sometimes you just crave some creative kills and nekkid people.  You know it's not good for you, but every once in a while it's okay.   

zombie no.one

yeah not exactly high art are they...more like, erm 'bad movies'... :teddyr:

Quote from: Dark Alex on June 10, 2018, 10:01:45 AM
The name sounds like it could have been. Some guy is blogging his way through forests and cuts through Crystal Lake and comes across Jason. I couldn't remember the name of it though.

yeah sounds like the one I saw a few months ago, which means Freddy was right, it's this:

http://youtu.be/7K_wkQSM8xM

Svengoolie 3

Jason goes to Washington. Right now we need something like that.

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

LilCerberus

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on June 11, 2018, 12:49:18 AM
Jason goes to Washington. Right now we need something like that.


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(needed that)
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retrorussell

Maybe we should remake JASON X as Jason in the role of Malcolm X.  :twirl:
Honestly I think the series ran its course several films ago.  Should just be an 80s time capsule.
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Svengoolie 3

"Jason meets intelligent people"  where someone drives a bulldozer over jason, pins him under it and then the cast takes turns spitting on his and making "Yo momma so" jokes at him as he lies trapped and helpless under it.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

zombie no.one

Quote from: Dark Alex on June 08, 2018, 05:20:54 PM
I'd like to see it taken in entirely a new direction. Maybe a rom com?

JASON VOORHEES' DIARY ?

there's some solid pitches in this thread, maybe we should send them all to New Line or whoever's lumbered with the  F13s now. with 'Jason in the snow' being a serious contender they'e obviously struggling for ideas...

Chainsawmidget

Jason goes to Maui and has a nice quite peaceful vacation.

LilCerberus

Jason goes to Gibsonton, Florida, where everybody treats him like a human being, and it scares the hell out of him.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Alex

3 Monsters And A Baby?

Jason, Freddy and Michael Myers all find out they may possibly be the father of a child and all have to live together and bring her up, each of them learning a few valuable life lessons along the way?
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.