Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

Svengoolie 3 · October 19, 2018, 08:53:15 PM

There is an ancient Asian agricultural tool that was also used as a self defense tool known as (I kid ye not) the shaolin spade.

See: http://zombie.wikia.com/wiki/Monk%27s_Spade

When I heard of it I just could not stop thinking how cool "The Shaolin Spade" would have been as a 70's blaxploitation film.

ER · October 26, 2018, 11:25:37 AM

My day job is like.... I have nothing to do.... I have nothing to do.... I have nothing to do.... OH MY FREAKING GAWD DID THIS PROJECT JUST COME IN HOW AM I GOING TO GET ALL THIS DONE BY THE DEADLINE????!!!!!.... Okay, that's done.... I have nothing to do.... I have nothing to do.... I have nothing to do..... WHAT?! NO WAY THIS IS GOING TO TAKE TWO SOLID DAYS TO GET IT OUT THE DOOR ARE THEY FREAKING CRAZY TO WAIT TIL THE LAST MINUTE????? I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE TWO SECONDS TO STOP ALL THE REST OF THE WEEK!!!!.... All right, done..... I have nothing to do.... I have nothing to do....

LilCerberus · October 28, 2018, 10:52:04 PM

YAY! New IMDB credit!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt9197462/

Svengoolie 3 · October 29, 2018, 04:18:24 AM

Some bot at walmart may think I got rude with her today, and i don;t give a damn.

I called wqalmart to get hold of the electronics section and the bot started chanting an ad it had been told to. I cut her off and just flatly said "Put me thru to electronics." I did not listen to her chanted ad.

I'm sick of ads being rammed into my eyes and ears constantly from every possible source. When Someone starts blowing one in my ear and I can cut them off I wioll do so, like a guillotine blade. I will ciut them on in mid word in at one of vice that makles it chear i con;t want to hear their damned chanted ad or have it blown in my ear.

Am I rude? Ok, fine. I think it's rude to force more ads on people who don't want them.

indianasmith · October 29, 2018, 06:45:29 AM

The fact that you would refer to a living, breathing person doing an unpleasant job as a "bot" demonstrates that you are rude more so than what you said to her.

ER · October 29, 2018, 08:47:56 AM

Another day, another chance to shine!

ER · October 29, 2018, 08:54:15 AM

Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on October 29, 2018, 04:18:24 AM
Some bot at walmart may think I got rude with her today, and i don;t give a damn.

I called wqalmart to get hold of the electronics section and the bot started chanting an ad it had been told to. I cut her off and just flatly said "Put me thru to electronics." I did not listen to her chanted ad.

I'm sick of ads being rammed into my eyes and ears constantly from every possible source. When Someone starts blowing one in my ear and I can cut them off I wioll do so, like a guillotine blade. I will ciut them on in mid word in at one of vice that makles it chear i con;t want to hear their damned chanted ad or have it blown in my ear.

Am I rude? Ok, fine. I think it's rude to force more ads on people who don't want them.

You know, Sven, you say you hate rich people, you say you want the lives of the poor to be better, well, you couldn't find a group less rich and more representative of the working poor than employees of Walmart, so why do you talk so badly about these people who probably work hard to make a living, who may or may not be the brightest souls out there, I don't know, but whatever they are, don't they deserve basic courtesy? (i.e. not calling someone a "bot"?) Especially since workers like those embody the very group you claim to be looking out for in your political policies. You're just a hateful person.

Allhallowsday · October 29, 2018, 10:47:02 PM

I never. Never never never. Never!!!

indianasmith · October 29, 2018, 11:01:58 PM

I am pretty sure you did.

Leah · October 30, 2018, 01:48:57 AM

The lady in the dress at the music fest with her fembot friend were quite pleased.

Svengoolie 3 · October 30, 2018, 04:38:53 AM

Quote from: Allhallowsday on October 29, 2018, 10:47:02 PM
I never. Never never never. Never!!!

OK Brad.

Svengoolie 3 · October 31, 2018, 08:11:50 PM

The nazi phrase "Seig Heil" translates out to "Victory Welfare!"

ER · October 31, 2018, 09:28:21 PM

Ah, Halloween with the family, everyone dressed up, jumping over puddles under black umbrellas in the drizzling rain, seeing the decorations that seem better each year, filching my youngest's candy when she wasn't looking, topping it off with a post T-or-T get-together at a real haunted house, then home to our twinkling orange electric candles in the windows, our doggy leaping up with joy to see us.

Evenings like this make me glad I didn't listen to my Catholic school guidance counselor and choose virginity as a career path.

ER · November 02, 2018, 11:54:10 AM

Boy just came through the office a few ago offering to sell pieces of his Halloween candy for two-bits each. He had takers. Smart lad!

Svengoolie 3 · November 02, 2018, 03:38:34 PM

Prayers are like cats.

Both may make some people feel comforted but are essentially useless.