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THE OFFICIAL BADMOVIES.ORG INSULT WAR!!

Started by indianasmith, September 16, 2018, 06:43:26 PM

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RCMerchant

The only reason you stayed a virgin for so long is because you can run faster than your Daddy!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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RCMerchant

Your so ugly, when you tried to jerk off, your hand dialed 911, and deaf-signed 'RAPE'!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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indianasmith

Your mother's face would make a freight train take a dirt road!
Your sister's face made JOURNEY stop believing.
As for you . . . you have to sneak up on a water fountain to get a drink.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

This one is credited to Tommy Lee Jones who said it in the film The Package (1988):

"You better step away from that mirror, buttface: you're going to scare yourself to death."

:teddyr: :teddyr:

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Alex

Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in it is a prick.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Alex

Everyone has a right to be ugly but you abuse the privilege.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

indianasmith

You are reeking, rum-colored rubbish from the rectum of a reprobate reptile!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

You are a pee stain on the underpants of humankind.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.