Make A Random Statement About Something Nobody Should Care About

[ER]

Prayers are like cars.

Both may make some people feel comforted but are essentially useless.

Even by your standards that makes no sense. I think you left a word or two out of whatever quote you took that from.

[Olivia Bauer]

Prayers are like cars.

Both may make some people feel comforted but are essentially useless.

...Cars are useless?
Or do you mean really nice, fancy cars?

[Svengoolie 3]

I typed cats my tablet got it wrong.

[claws]

Funniest thing I read in weeks 

[LilCerberus]

I'm waiting for the news to come on (All three nitworks have emergency football games), and I find out yesterday was the fiftieth anniversary of The Heidi Bowl...

[indianasmith]

Well, my Mom got out of the hospital, I survived the last week of school before Thanksgiving break, I spent a day on the Sulphur River, and today my wife and I are taking Mom to church.

And I am off work all week this week!

Life's pretty sweet sometimes.

[Alex]

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

[LilCerberus]

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

As Andrew once said, "The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is."

[Alex]

It is a shame, that any literary or movie creation no matter how terrifying or awe inspiring will sooner or later get a funny web comic and plushy toy.

[LilCerberus]

So, somebody named Daniel Best is dead, and I'm getting mixed & incomplete reports of how it occurred...

[indianasmith]

You know, when you really think about it, a rhinoceros is just a unicorn who really let himself go . . . 

[Trevor]

You know, when you really think about it, a rhinoceros is just a unicorn who really let himself go . . . 

[Svengoolie 3]

Despite their languid appearance,  hippopotami kill a large number of humans every year.  This is likely because they get sick and tired of all the fat jokes...

[indianasmith]

Last night I was sitting here at the PC when I heard the dog going nuts on the front porch.  I looked out and found he had cornered a half grown possum!  I didn't want to get bit, but I didn't want the dog to get bit or the possum to get killed, so I put on an oven mitt and grabbed it by the scruff of the neck.  Then I carried it to our fence line and put it in the field near a large tree, where it could climb up to escape if the dog jumped the fence to get at it.  First time I have ever wrangled a live possum!

[Trevor]

Despite their languid appearance,  hippopotami kill a large number of humans every year.  This is likely because they get sick and tired of all the fat jokes...

Or all the naked guys