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A Whole New Level of Insanity

Started by indianasmith, February 28, 2019, 06:22:20 PM

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indianasmith

February 28, 2019, 06:22:20 PM
So this woman on my FB feed (I have no idea who she is; I have over 2500 followers on FB) posted THIS:

"President Trump authorized fracking into our planet's volcano tube worm that is the life source of the whole planet. . ."

OK, since there were a couple layers of crazy there to be unpacked, I asked her for clarification on the "tube worm" thing. This is what she said: "If you know that your volcano tube worm is what is keeping your planet alive and you are killing it by pumping toxic chemicals into its tubes, that makes you a little more than an idiot . . . that tube worm they are killing is probably God.  Our planet is a Tubular Glob Barnacle with a big tube worm living in it."

Achievement:  BATSPIT CRAZY =  UNLOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

RCMerchant

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February 28, 2019, 06:59:20 PM
Sounds perfectly logical to me!  :drink:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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Svengoolie 3

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February 28, 2019, 07:02:10 PM
Well,  I've beard people say AOC is a literal witch who summons demons to curse Donald trump.  That's pretty crazy...

(Honestly even if demons exist I think they've refuse to attack trump just out  of professional courtesy... )
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

RCMerchant

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February 28, 2019, 07:05:05 PM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on February 28, 2019, 07:02:10 PM
Well,  I've beard people say AOC is a literal witch who summons demons to curse Donald trump.  That's pretty crazy...

(Honestly even if demons exist I think they've refuse to attack trump just out  of professional courtesy... )

My kinda gal! :thumbup:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

LilCerberus

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February 28, 2019, 07:26:42 PM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on February 28, 2019, 07:02:10 PM
Well,  I've beard people say AOC is a literal witch who summons demons to curse Donald trump.  That's pretty crazy...

(Honestly even if demons exist I think they've refuse to attack trump just out  of professional courtesy... )

Well, She did wear a cape to the State Of The Union...... :bouncegiggle:
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