So this woman on my FB feed (I have no idea who she is; I have over 2500 followers on FB) posted THIS:
"President Trump authorized fracking into our planet's volcano tube worm that is the life source of the whole planet. . ."
OK, since there were a couple layers of crazy there to be unpacked, I asked her for clarification on the "tube worm" thing. This is what she said: "If you know that your volcano tube worm is what is keeping your planet alive and you are killing it by pumping toxic chemicals into its tubes, that makes you a little more than an idiot . . . that tube worm they are killing is probably God. Our planet is a Tubular Glob Barnacle with a big tube worm living in it."
Achievement: BATSPIT CRAZY = UNLOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!