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Random Statements About Something NOBODY Cares About, the resurrection

Started by LilCerberus, June 30, 2020, 06:28:44 PM

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indianasmith

Sigh . . . three co-workers out sick; one's son has COVID, two others are pending COVID tests.  Two of my students tested positive, and three more are home sick pending tests.

I feel like a duck in a shooting gallery, with viral particles splattering all around me.
My turn's bound to come up soon.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"


LilCerberus

It occurs to me, those toy Mandolorian Blasters on eBay look something like the Bergmann 1896 autopistol, which in a way, would be keeping with tradition...............
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

lester1/2jr

^ speaking of which I'm featured on the waltham Skatepark instagram today https://www.instagram.com/p/CIlItHxAwHa/ 50 50 too fakie a couple summers ago

RCMerchant

Quote from: lester1/2jr on December 09, 2020, 11:35:21 PM
^ speaking of which I'm featured on the waltham Skatepark instagram today https://www.instagram.com/p/CIlItHxAwHa/ 50 50 too fakie a couple summers ago
OH! Wipe out!
Better than I could ever do, for sure! Kudos, man!  :thumbup:
I put on roller skates and fall down just trying to stand up straight.
I was no fun at the roller rink. I just went to see the pretty girls and hang out with my freinds.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

lester1/2jr

" I just went to see the pretty girls and hang out with my freinds." I before e except after c

Rev. Powell

The lack of any logical relationship between the text of Amazon reviews and the star ratings people give them p**ses me off way more than it should.

Here's a couple for the same movie:

"The dvd was in good condition, and was sooooo worth it! Can't wait to watch it and see how bad it is! :D" Rating: 5 stars, even though she hasn't seen it yet and expects it to be bad.

"3 of my campy horror movie night pals watched this with me... they said I couldn't give it away for free!!!! They all hated it as well. I'm going to see if it burns better than it plays..." Rating: 3 stars.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

RCMerchant

Quote from: lester1/2jr on December 10, 2020, 02:43:33 PM
" I just went to see the pretty girls and hang out with my freinds." I before e except after c
Thanks, les, I Kneeded that spelling lesson from yu.
Can yu teach me mor?
Maybe I should use capitals? Ya know the BIG letters that begin a sentence?
Oh yeah, I do. Try it sometime.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

pacman000

Dragon fire, Quagsire, Ducks in a Row

What? You said post something random, right?

RCMerchant

My son Eddie is coming over in a little while. :thumbup:
I aint seen him in about a month!
My kid's and Tiana are my best friends. Everyone else is dead or gone.
I a'm grateful for what I have.
I hope every one has a peaceful Christmas.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

LilCerberus

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Rev. Powell

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Rev. Powell

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

indianasmith

I survived a full semester of teaching over 100 little germ-spewing fountains of pestilence (by which I mean teenagers)  without contracting COVID!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

lester1/2jr