Random Statements About Something NOBODY Cares About, the resurrection

[Rev. Powell]

My scrotum is currenlt bruised and swollen and frightening to look at. 

[ER]

My scrotum is currenlt bruised and swollen and frightening to look at. 

Rev, I told you, gently break up with that soccer player.

[ER]

My scrotum is currenlt bruised and swollen and frightening to look at. 

Rev, I told you, witch doctors give terrible vasectomies.

[ER]

My scrotum is currenlt bruised and swollen and frightening to look at. 

Rev, I told you, approach the goat carefully when milking her for the first time.

[ER]

My scrotum is currenlt bruised and swollen and frightening to look at.  

Rev, I told you to explain to the new French guy in the office that "breaking your balls" only means to tease you.

[ER]

My scrotum is currenlt bruised and swollen and frightening to look at. 

Rev, I told you, start slowly in learning to throw a boomerang.

[ER]

My scrotum is currenlt bruised and swollen and frightening to look at. 

Rev, I told you drinking vodka with a 300-pound babooshka would lead to trouble.

[pacman000]

Moving on....

How's the weather? It's sunny but cool here.

[Alex]

Karma is indeed a b***h.

[pacman000]

Honolulu baby, where'd ya get those eyes?

[claws]

I read about Facebook algorithm and I still don't know what it means. There's mention of "organic reach" and I'm like, ok.

Algorithm without Facebook seems complicated enough. We didn't learn about that in school.

[Rev. Powell]

I read about Facebook algorithm and I still don't know what it means. There's mention of "organic reach" and I'm like, ok.

Algorithm without Facebook seems complicated enough. We didn't learn about that in school.

There isn't a single "Facebook algorithm." There's one algorithm for determining which friends to suggest, one for which ads to display, etc. The algorithms themselves are too complicated for lay people to understand, all you need to know is that a computer program makes decisions about what to display to you based on its analysis of what you click on.

[pacman000]

I wish StompTokyo still had a working list of reviews. 

[pacman000]

We need to bring back the word "ye" & only use "you" when referring to an individual person, not a group.

[indianasmith]

No propane for two days.
That means no heat, no hot water, and no stove to cook on.
I'M COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!